It's too heavy! No human could ever wield this thing... There is a
Dragonslayer (9d9) lying here.
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Simon Armor : tactical armor [1/1] (100%)
Health: 194% Exp: 9/59% Weapon: Longinus Spear (8d8)
cautious berserk Phobos Hell Lev4
What the-
F%*#! F%*#! F%*#!
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Well, f%*# you, i don't need a f%*#ing sword to kick ass! I can gib a f%*#ing Vile before it gets a chance to move, dammit!
*sob*