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Megaaussie

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[H|99%|YAVP] I'm stupid! Read all about it!
« on: April 23, 2008, 06:26 »

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.8.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Trae, level 11 Cacodemon Sergeant, nuked the Cyberdemon.
 on level 26 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 130090 turns and scored 175890 points.
 He wasn't afraid to be hurt plenty.

 He killed 724 out of 728 hellspawn. (99%)
 He was a real killing machine...

 He found the Phobos Arena.
 He stormed the Chained Court.
 He ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
 He fought on Hell's Arena.
 He witnessed the City of Skulls.
 He faced The Wall.
 And he cleared it completely!.
 He killed the Cyberdemon, just to find a greater evil...
 He discovered true Hell!
 He defeated the FINAL EVIL!
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 91/50   Experience 52588/11
  ToHit +4  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Hellrunner     (Level 3)
    Tough as nails (Level 1)
    Eagle Eye      (Level 2)
    Cateye         (Level 2)
    Intuition      (Level 3)

  EE->EE->Cat->Cat->Int->Int->Int->HR->HR->TaN->HR->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   blue armor [2/2] (63%)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   modified plasma rifle (1d8)x8 [32/40] (R1)
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   advanced rocket launcher (6d6) [0/1] (R2)

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] modified chaingun (1d7)x5 [50/50] (D1)
    [b] modified BFG 9000 (10d8) [10/130] (M1)
    [c] blue armor [0/2] (24%)
    [d] chainsaw (4d6)
    [e] 10mm ammo (x110)
    [f] 10mm ammo (x140)
    [g] 10mm ammo (x140)
    [h] shotgun shell (x18)
    [i] power cell (x30)
    [j] power cell (x70)
    [k] power cell (x70)
    [l] small med-pack
    [m] large med-pack
    [n] phase device
    [o] phase device
    [p] weapon magazine mod

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    108 former humans
    110 former sergeants
    34 former captains
    22 imps
    72 demons
    116 lost souls
    20 cacodemons
    40 barons of hell
    20 hell knights
    17 arachnotrons
    21 former commandos
    12 pain elementals
    4 arch-viles
    9 mancubi

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 3 he entered Hell's Arena.
  On level 4 he stormed the Chained Court.
  On level 11 he witnessed the Wall.
  On level 12 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 15 he he found the City of Skulls.
  Entering level 20 he was almost dead...
  Then at last he found Phobos Arena!
  He nuked level 25!
  He defeated the Cyberdemon and found the TRUE EVIL!
  He nuked level 26!
  Then finally in hell itself, he killed the final EVIL.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 This is it. This is the lair of all evil! What will you meet here?
 Are you sure you want activate the thermonuclear bomb? (Y/n) You use a
 thermonuclear bomb. Warning! Explosion in 10 seconds! Warning!
 Explosion in 9 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 8 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 7 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 6 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 5 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 4 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 3 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
 You hear an explosion! You hear an explosion! You hear an explosion! You
 hear an explosion! You hear an explosion! Congratulations! You
 defeated John Carmack! Press <Enter>

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 256 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 237 of those were killed.
 1 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 7 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 11 souls claim to have killed him...
 4 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 2 killed the bastard and survived.
 5 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.

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Story of my life go:

It boiled down to luck that I defeated JC, but it also cost me my 100%. On Lv.9 of Hell, I found an invulnerability, which would go nicely with my 2 thermies. But, unfortunatly for me, the exit was on the other side of the map. There was no way it would last all the way over to the exit. I stumbled around blindly, hoping for a teleporter or something.

I was pretty bummed about the whole thing, actually. I never submit a mortem unless it's full win. But, my luck turned upside down when I found something.

Homing Phase Device.
Using that, I picked up the Invuln, exited immediatly, blew up the cyberdemon, and what do you know? the exit to JC spawned right next to me. Fate or something. I went down, and just hoped I had enough invuln left. I then activated the second thermie and run around in a circle while I waited for my impending doom.

KABOOOOM


And my luck held out. Full Win.

And then my luck crumbled. In the happiness of my Phase find, i'd forgotten about the LAST 4 ENEMIES IN THE LEVEL. I actually willingly LEFT without killing them. I hate myself.

Next up, Ultra Violence Full win. See you in a few weeks.
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