Those measly 200 characters aren't much good for anything. Is it possible to increase the signature character limit or is it a "feature" of the forum engine or do you have a reason for keeping it so low? I'm not asking for much, just that my new favourite quote ever could be put in my sig.
As for the "why's it on a military base?" reason, I think realism went out the window when the soldiers went crazy and demons showed up. :)
What, you're suggesting the demons brought the shotguns with them? I guess that makes some kind of sense, I mean with it being Hell and all. Using one of those when you could have something better is fairly effective torture, I suppose.