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[U|86%|Lv22] YASD for a stupid marine.
« on: October 25, 2008, 18:40 »

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.8.10) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Thomas, level 12 Cacodemon Major, killed by a arch-vile
 on level 22 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 105465 turns and scored 179652 points.
 He was a man of Ultra-Violence!

 He killed 688 out of 797 hellspawn. (86%)


-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -3/50   Experience 64929/12
  ToHit +2  ToDmg Ranged +3  ToDmg Melee +3

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Finesse        (Level 2)
    Tough as nails (Level 3)
    Son of a bitch (Level 3)
    Eagle Eye      (Level 1)
    Whizkid        (Level 1)
    Triggerhappy   (Level 2)

  EE->TaN->SoB->SoB->TaN->TaN->SoB->Fin->Fin->WK->TH->TH->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   modified chaingun (1d7)x5 [19/50] (D1)
    [c] [ Boots      ]   plasteel boots [4/4] (100%)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   modified plasma rifle (1d8)x8 [0/52] (M1)

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] modified rocket launcher (6d6) [1/1] (R1)
    [b] modified plasma rifle (1d8)x8 [0/52] (M1)
    [c] modified plasma rifle (1d9)x8 [3/40] (D1A1)
    [d] modified BFG 9000 (10d8) [0/100] (R1)
    [e] blue armor [2/2] (100%)
    [f] rocket (x7)
    [g] power cell (x50)
    [h] power cell (x30)
    [i] large med-pack
    [j] large med-pack
    [k] large med-pack
    [l] envirosuit pack
    [m] envirosuit pack
    [n] armor durability mod
    [o] boots protection mod

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    67 former humans
    57 former sergeants
    24 former captains
    127 imps
    60 demons
    83 lost souls
    19 cacodemons
    29 barons of hell
    21 hell knights
    35 arachnotrons
    10 former commandos
    14 pain elementals
    15 arch-viles
    17 mancubi
    10 revenants

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 4 he stormed the Chained Court.
  On level 9 he witnessed the Wall.
  Not knowing what to do, he left.
  On level 13 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 19 he entered the Vaults.
  He came, he saw, but he left.
  On level 20 he found the Phaseshift Armor!
  On level 22 he was foolish enough to enter the Mortuary!
  On level 22 he finally was killed by a arch-vile.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames! The arch-vile raises his
 arms! You are engulfed in flames!
 You start running!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! The former captain suddenly rises from the
 dead!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! The imp suddenly rises from the dead!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames! The arch-vile
 raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! The baron of hell suddenly rises from the
 dead! The arch-vile raises his arms!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames! The arch-vile
 raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames!
 The arch-vile raises his arms! The former captain suddenly rises from the
 dead! The arch-vile raises his arms! You are engulfed in flames! The

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 207 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 184 of those were killed.
 4 of those were killed by something unknown.
 2 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 9 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 8 souls claim to have killed him...
 2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 6 killed the bastard and survived.

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"Listen... uh, was it Thomas?"
"Yes. Don't forget the name, you'll be seeing it in papers some day."
"Right. Anyway, we're tired of all these weirdos joining up with the UAC. We once accepted a pacifist. We fucking let a pacifist down there."
"Hah, that pussy couldn't've even surviv-"
"He nuked level 25."
"Huh."
"So we're sick of weirdos and we want someone normal down there this time. I trust you're normal?"
"I suppose you could call me that."

So I'm monitoring the Phobos base when blah blah blah blah. I did do level 1 without taking a single bullet in my magnifecant body, however. UAC: "Don't get used to it."

As with all the thrill seekers playing manly difficulties, I find some pretty big guns early. I had a Chaingun with a damage mod by level 5! Hahaha, rip and tear, rip and tear...

I still don't do hell's arena though. That's quite possibly the quickest way to euthenase yourself these days. Chained court was fun though. You get like 800 bullets by the end, and there's nothing more satisfying than kiling Barons (God damn it I hate Barons) with a chainsaw.

The one thing I hate about being a manly man playing his manly difficulties is the sudden influx of Knights and Barons. The bastards don't drop ammo and they do rediculous amounts of damage. I had to go all whimpy and hide behind walls, shooting at them blind. It works reasonably well though and you still get to hear the bastards scream.

I found a rocket launcher just before the wall, and decided to pay it a visit.

"HEY, I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND-"
*Arch-Vile wails*
"-FUCKING LEAVE."

Dammit, I'd killed everything up until that point. A blemish on my record of ass-kicking. I did the halls of carnage too, mainly for the heals. Oh, and the BFG. I was surprised to see my manly halls of carnage having the exact same former sergeants as the not-as-manly halls of carnage those wimps on HNTR storm through.

Plasma rifles are fun. I swear, I got two arach caves in a row and I still killed all of the damned things. Also I rifle-whipped a mancubus to death, just like I always wanted to.

Then the vaults. I don't get it. Am I supposed to have non-homing phase devices? (Like I'd drag those useless things around)
I did fire so many rockets at the middle wall I started getting experience. Hah hah.

I had a bit of an ammo crisis around level 20, and decided that I had roughly enough ammo to kill Cybie as long as I don't fire another round at anything. Gogo pro pacifist powers!

"Hello, UAC? What do you want?"
"Yo, Thomas here."
"Which Thomas? We've employed no-one but Thomas for over 2 years now."
"The one inside the base right now."
"Oh, right. How's it going down there?"
"Start getting your cash out, cause whoever bet on 'Lives and destroys the cyberdemon' is about to get a profit on his 1:50 odds."
"Hmph. You wouldn't've called just to gloat."
"Yeah, I would've actually. But I do have something to ask."
"Hm?"
"The mortuary. I'm not planning on clearing it, it's just the only stairs I can find right now. I want to know if I could run in and run out without taking too much damage."
"Oh yeah, it's pretty easy to get in to the stairs. Just mind the corpses."
"Oh, good."
*Click*
"At least, I think it is. Maybe I'm thinking of the spider's- oh he's gone. Nevermind then."

He was never heard from again.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2008, 18:49 by Thomas »
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