"Hi, I'm Dragonslayer, the ancient, all-powerful, mighty demon killing sword!"
"Hi, I'm red armor, and I can soak up massive amounts of damage when worn by the player! Unfortunately, right now I'm laying on the ground."
"Hi, I'm Megasphere, huge amounts of magical power compressed into tiny space!"
"Hi, I'm a single stupid imp. Here's my little fireball that barely scratches the enemy."
*Puff*
"AUGH! I'M SPLIT IN TWO! I'M DYING!"
"GYAAH, WHY COULDN'T THE PLAYER HAVE PICKED ME UP IN TIME?!"
"I DIDN'T EVEN GET A BADASS EXPLOSION!"
See the point?