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Author Topic: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!  (Read 38460 times)

Gargulec

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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 08:07 »
*Gargulec summons apply powerful electric shock to each segment of Smiley sandworm, killing it*
*He then impales Smiley with his knife*
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And greater honour is well due to them
when they foresee (and many of them foresee)
that in the end Ephialtes will appear,
that after all the Persian shall break through.

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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2009, 08:20 »
*Smiley painfully crawls away while leaving a ticking timebomb permanently attached until detonation to Gargulec's leg*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2009, 10:57 »
Melon reads the world's funniest joke (in German). Anyone who can undestand such commands as "KOMMT AN DIE TAFFELN" or "IN DER ZOO LIEBT DEN VERSHIEDENE TIERE" dies....
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2009, 11:01 »
*Grim dies but leaves a very potent virus behind that slowly digests Melons testicles.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 12:29 »
*Then a slowly recovering Smiley traps Grim in a pressure proof coffin with weights and a air & food replicator and then throws it into the ocean right above the middle of the Mariana Trench.*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2009, 13:36 »
* Ilhar attaches Smiley to pressure-proof coffin with bolts of his repeater crossbow, then kicks the coffin.
* Coffin slides down the Trench !
* Ilhar eats remnants of a Shai-Hulud.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2009, 13:39 by Ilhar »
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2009, 18:53 »
*While slipping into the depths attached to Grim's coffin, Smiley starts telepathically singing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley to Ilhar as long as he can...*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2009, 20:01 »
*throws moldy cookies at Smiley*

Quote from: Melon on July 31, 2009, 10:57
Melon reads the world's funniest joke (in German). Anyone who can undestand such commands as "KOMMT AN DIE TAFFELN" or "IN DER ZOO LIEBT DEN VERSHIEDENE TIERE" dies....
Hey, stop making Monty Python references! D:
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2009, 04:56 »
* Gargulec emerges unscratched from the leg bomb explosion
* Gargulec grabs Blaster and shoots Generic six hundreds times before he can react! (this weapon is FAST!)\
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And greater honour is well due to them
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2009, 05:00 »
*the shots turn into popcorn mid-air*
*munchmunchmunch*
* dances around the gargulec, confusing the hell outta him*
*suddenly, richard stallman launches an air strike on gargulec*
*ptoo blam ptoo blam ptoo blam etc*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2009, 12:36 »
* raekuul hits Generic with a generic object handle exception error.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2009, 21:05 »
* Madtrixr walks into the room with boots of levitation, punches raekuul in the face, puts the boots on his feet and cackles manically as raekuul floats up on to the ceiling, where Madtrixr proceeds to start punching him like a punching bag.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2009, 02:21 »
* Passionario hits Madtrixr with a freight train.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2009, 06:07 »
* raekuul hits the anti-gravity button on his suit, nullifying the effects of the Boots of Levitation. He lands on Passionario by a simple timing error. 300 pounds of force can't be good.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2009, 08:38 »
* Madtrixr grabs raekuul by the leg and throws him into some lava.
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