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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2009, 03:44 »

*attempts to hit raekuul with a pair of Gothic Armors (yes, two!)*
*since he's vaporized, misses*
*goes flying into a lava pit (those things are heavy :( )*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2009, 04:40 »

Melon takes the pin out of the F1-grenade and throws the pin at Generic.

"Khe, he, he, this will be a mess... Wait, what the f..."
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2009, 04:53 »

*after being near-killed, comes out of lava pit*
*gets hit by a grenade pin*
"wtf?"
*gets hit by corresponding grenade*
"Yay Hellrunner."
*runs*
*grabs an Modified Advanced Double Shotgun (9d3)x3 [2/2] (D3) and pwns Melon for throwing a grenade at me >:) *
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2009, 20:48 »

* metroidRL takes a BFG10k and generic explodes
* metroidRL laughs over your rotten corpse
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2009, 21:29 »

* MegaMad cuts metroidRL shoulder off with a chainsword and watch him bleed to death
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2009, 03:32 »

* babul throws 2 poisoned knives at MegaMad's neck and watch him slowly turning around to see his killer's maniacal face filled with pleasure and greed while choking and losing consciousness.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2009, 21:07 »

*eats a ton-o-garlic*
*uses UBER breath on Kg*
*Kg promptly gets atomized*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2009, 09:18 »

* raekuul slashes Generic with dual-wielded chainsaw nunchuks
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2009, 18:57 »

Visalos hits Raekuul with his noodly vapor-arms.
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2009, 14:11 »

* Ilhar takes metroidRL's cut-off shoulder and throws it @ Visalos. Shoulder impales his neck.

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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2009, 20:27 »

*after dodging chainsaw nunchuks with my HR 3 and by kicking raekuul in the balls, promptly comes back and summons a few cacodemons to kill ilhar*
*gets behind cover, pulls out a double shotgun, and puts on Gothic Armor so I don't get killed by the next guy who posts*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 21:28 »

* metroidRL gets a invulnerability globe and starts fighting generic
* metroidRL gets tired and uses a termonuclear bomb
* metroidRL invulnerability effect wears of before the explosion......whoops
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 03:17 »

* Ilhar tosses a mass of cacodemon meat at metroidRL.
* Ilhar gets struck by a wave of fire.
* Wave of fire burns Ilhar to dust.
* Caco meat gets nicely cooked.

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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2009, 03:56 »

*replaces the game we're in with Skulltag*
*gets a doomsphere and a BFG10K*
*spams everywhere with BFG10K*
*everything dies*
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Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 07:24 »

*Reality Restarts*
*Smiley releases a tamed Shai-Hulud to eat Generic*
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