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[Game] Corrupt a Wish
« on: April 11, 2009, 08:39 »
Rules are simple, a poster wishes and the next one corrupts his wish in anyway possible. The only rule to that is that the wish must be corrupted with realistic means (i.e. a wish for an chicken egg will get you an spoiled chicken egg...). Other than that... have fun.

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I wish... for a spoon.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 10:34 »
"There is no spoon, mortal..." The magic fails.

EDIT: I wish for blessed brutal frozen eternium two-handed swords of devastation.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 10:42 by Visalos »
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 13:00 »
You get the swords, but they turn out to be cheap plastic Chinese replicas...

I wish... for a fork.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 14:38 »
You get forked, the child process get's killed, and you get killed by the system for allocating too much resources.

I wish... for a wish.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 00:19 »
Quote from: Kornel Kisielewicz on April 11, 2009, 14:38
I wish... for a wish.

You get a wishbone.

I wish for Gojira concert in Warsaw
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 13:15 »
Quote from: Melon on April 12, 2009, 00:19
I wish for Gojira concert in Warsaw
A voice in your head giggles...
You get a Boys concert in Kraków. And you MUST come.

I wish for a truly great 3d survival-themed cRPG set in early-medieval eastern Europe.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 13:16 »
You get Tibia.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 11:59 »
Since you didn't wish for anything, you get Tibia as well.

I wish... for a peace of mind.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 12:02 by Silhar »
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 12:56 »
You get a chunk of brain. Your brain. Hope you weren't too attached to that bit.

I wish for cheaper Games Workshop models.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 13:24 »
The models are now free... too bad they don't work.

I wish... for...

ellipses...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 14:07 »
Quote from: raekuul on September 23, 2009, 13:24
I wish... for...

ellipses...

You get ovals.

I wish for... Kornel to release something to the public...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 14:28 »
He has just released his hounds to bite you.

I wish for silence.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 14:48 »
You go deaf.

I wish someone would hurry up and kill off Varian and Garrosh in WoW...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 15:49 »
Granted. Microsoft buys out Blizzard from Vivendi, kills off Garrosh and Varian, and replaces them with Office Assistants (paperclip for Alliance, dot for the Horde).

[paradox] I wish that my wish would remain ungranted. [/paradox]
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 16:09 »
The universe implodes because of the paradox. Good going.

(And for the record: paperclip and dot would be an improvement.)

I wish for warmer weather.
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