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Author Topic: [Game] Corrupt a Wish  (Read 48873 times)

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 17:33 »

You get global warming.

I wish for pluto to be a planet again...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2009, 10:08 »

Your planet gets nuked with plutonium.

I wish my headache was gone.

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 10:20 »

The nerves in your brain disappear. You fall on the ground, lifeless.

I wish I was old enough to donate to chaosforge :)
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2009, 11:26 »

Time rushes forward and finally you are old enough to donate. Unfortunately, world economy has collapsed few months ago.

I wish everything was clear and simple.

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2009, 15:40 »

You get death.

I wish for Windows 7's success.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 17:39 »

You get Vista.

I wish I had a unique, for once.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 17:56 »

You get the butcher's cleaver on an AoMr run.

I wish for a million bucks...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 20:27 »

The earth turns into a sun. You burn to death.

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2009, 01:01 »

I wish for a million bucks...

A million bureaucrats pass you the buck. Have fun with all the paperwork.

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner...

You receive an opportunity to travel into the past and tell your past self about how wonderful his life is.
Predictably enough, your younger version completely ignores your wisdom. Kids those days...

I wish for borogoves to be slightly less mimsy.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2009, 05:30 »

Accomplished, yet you accidentally get ambushed by Aces of Hearts patrol, poor soul, in which case borogoves get even more mimsy because of disappointment. You get your head cut off.

I wish I could understand the secrets of the Overbeing.

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 08:42 »

You do. Your sanity collapses.

I wish for DoomRL 1.0 to be finally released.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2009, 09:48 »

It is released. id Software then sues you for breach of copyright.

I wish for a bigger fish.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2009, 13:47 »

You get a really big fish. It falls on you from the sky, the effect is similiar to typing "IDKFA" in earlier DoomRL versions. ;)

I wish they left me alone.

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2009, 15:22 »

they left but now you are the only man in the world.... you fell lonely, nobody is gonna cook for you, nobody gonna give you money, nobody is gonna release doomrl 0.9.9 and you commit suicide

i wish i have a paypal account
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2009, 16:04 »

Granted. Unfortunately, the account doesn't exactly belong to you. What's more, you just have been tracked by lawkeepers. Have fun.

I wish I could look past our miserable three dimensions.
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