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Author Topic: [Game] Corrupt a Wish  (Read 49209 times)

Kornel Kisielewicz

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2009, 17:29 »
Granted. You see Azathoth staring back at you hungrily....

I wish there'd be more donations...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2009, 18:59 »
<knock knock>
You hear a sound at your door. You curiously open em to see a group of Malysian children. You also realise there are more different people coming up the stairs. Everyone is carrying gifts - ranging from bowl of small pretty but worthless stones to heap of yellow cocoa fruits. They force their way into your house and donate it all there. You end up with hundreds of cocoa fruits that start to rot already, smell unpleasantly, attracting flies from all over the area. You also got some worthless stones and many other impractical things like pink rubber toy elephant or jammed walkman (you could sell it all for apx. 20-100$ but it would take a year) It all now lies there, thus making it impossible for you to work on DoomRL or even go to the bathroom.
I wish for a shisha
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2009, 00:50 »
You manage to look past even our four dimensions. You get quickly sucked by Void Horror.

I wish there was no caraway on bread in Cracow.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2009, 03:15 »
Quote from: Gradir on September 26, 2009, 18:59
I wish for a shisha

You get it. The problem is, mom knows about it. She invites her friends and they burn up all your tobacco supplies.

Quote from: Melon on September 27, 2009, 00:50
I wish there was no caraway on bread in Cracow.

Caraway gets pushed inside the cracovian bread, so it's no more on it.

I wish Dark Heresy was translated into polish.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2009, 12:35 »
Granted, but it's not translated into Polish (human language), but into Polish (Pole language).

I wish for fish. Lotsa fish.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2009, 16:10 »
A master whale appears. A meter above your head...

I wish for a ChaosForge AAA title.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2009, 01:52 »
The Anonymous Alcoholicus Ascendant Title is granted.

I wish mondays were banned.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2009, 14:22 »
Mondays are now banned. Employers now require you to work on Saturday to compensate.

I wish for *
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2009, 00:29 »
Quote from: raekuul on September 28, 2009, 14:22
Mondays are now banned. Employers now require you to work on Saturday to compensate.

I wish for *
You wish for a * and get Engelbert Humperdinck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9ecXWCBCc
You live from now on happily...

I wish for a catapult.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2009, 02:36 »
You are catapulted out of the forums and into a pit full of hungry Trites!

I wish to be a demon.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2009, 03:24 »
Quote from: Sachiko on September 29, 2009, 02:36
You are catapulted out of the forums and into a pit full of hungry Trites!

I wish to be a demon.

You become a demon. Too bad Doomguy kill you with a chainsaw in about four seconds.

I wish a I had a new top end computer.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2009, 03:53 »
You get a computer, but you fall from the top and this is your end.

I wish for a new post in "Machine Spirit PBF"
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2009, 07:10 »
The new post has been launched. Unfortunately, it belongs to some spambot thingy, so is deleted in a split-second.

I wish I had 48 hours a day.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2009, 07:59 »
Hours are now 30 minutes long. Congratulations.

I wish that I could stop getting killed by swarms of imps on floor 3 on HMP. It's getting old.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2009, 08:54 »
Now you'll be getting killed by former sergeants on HMP floor two. Have fun.

I wish for a crossbow.
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