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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2009, 06:21 »

..when you realized that you have a mod that makes Doom ASCII.. those monsters may look non-threatening now, but you'll still be pissed off when a large "C" takes you down on multiple levels.

Don't play doom if you play too much DooMRL.
Don't know about you, but I'm good with Doom even after all my DoomRL-ing :P
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2009, 07:40 »

You play too much DooMRL when you see some random guy jumping around and you tell him "That's so undoomish!"
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2009, 23:08 »

You play too much DooMRL when you see some random guy jumping around and you tell him "That's so undoomish!"
Brilliant!
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2009, 00:32 »

Brilliant!
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2009, 19:03 »

... you go to pick up something just out of reach, and hear "But there is nothing here!"
... you move barrels by running into them with your body.
... you can't pull said barrels.
... you are extremely near-sighted, but can see all around you.
... you hate all letters to death, and love symbols. The number zero... it depends on the circumstances.

... and, you brag to your friends how your game's 0.9.x is cooler than their favored 1.0 and 2.0 games. (no insult to this game, I actually favor DoomRL to anything else right now, which surprises me. I never imagined a shooter could be like this)
« Last Edit: December 02, 2009, 19:09 by leonresevil2 »
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2009, 00:59 »

...you realize it is almost 3 a.m. and you need to wake up at 7 a.m. to go to work.

Dang, I am sleepy :( .
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2009, 01:13 »

...when you see a bright green plank lying at an angle to you, and you pick it up, either:
a) start zerking, screaming for blood.
b) donning a butcher's apron, dashing around killing people, and demanding a free swing for every kill.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2009, 20:55 »

... your girlfriend is jealous of the game. Sad but true.
... when things are not going according to hopes and plans, you look to the letters Q and Y. ;)
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2010, 10:10 »

you buy a gun and then stand in doorways firing directly left and right without looking, waiting for the sound that indicates theres a baron of hell in the corner. When someone askes what you are doing you reply "it's okay, I've got ammochain"
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2010, 11:19 »

...you hear "son of a bitch" and immediately think "damn +1 damage there".
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2010, 06:59 »

... you expect a badge for everything you achieve in your life.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2010, 21:42 »

... you expect a badge for everything you achieve in your life.

haha, or a medal. Of course, I think the Badges are less addicting that Achievements and Trophies on console games.

... you think of The Wall and scoff when someone says "The grass is always greener on the other side".
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2010, 20:23 »

...you see the lightning flash and think "OH SNAP IT'S A NUKE"
...you look for a homing phase device for a quick trip down the stairs
...ketchup and mustard on a burger remind you of lava
...you get nervous whenever the letters show up on Sesame Street

That first one just happened to me, so...yeah.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2010, 13:22 »

..you lie down to sleep and music runs through your mind and you start planning your next run.

It happened to me.  I'm terrified and concerned I won't complete my homework tonight.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2010, 05:17 »

You Use voodoo in a failed attempt to make a megasphere
You get called a son of a bitch and you think it's a compliment
You get into a gunfight with the cops and wonder why your shotgun isn't auto reloading After all you know you picked the shottyman trait.
It's your birthday.....you ask for a plasmagun
And a Red armor
You see someone walk past with green clothes,you kill them and take their precious armour!
Your kid is watching sesame street It says "today's episode is brought to you by the letter V"So you blast the absolute fu*k out of the tv
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