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You play too much DooMRL when...
General Patton:
You YASD in Nethack because you kept trying to sidestep a wand of cold.
R.I.P. chaotic human monk.
ZicherCZ:
--- Quote from: General Patton on June 18, 2011, 19:12 ---...Hell's Armory runs out of new schematics.
...the Cyberdemon thinks you're a secret bonus boss because he always dies in a random nuclear explosion and can't remember the last time he actually fought you.
...they've stopped rebuilding The Wall and just leave a gift-wrapped backpack next to the stairs.
...in the Lava Pits all the lava has moved onto the walls and ceiling because it's tired of seeing the message "Argh!!! DoomGuy!"
...in the City of Skulls, the Lost Souls live in constant fear because the weather forecast is always the same, torrential rockets with a chance of ammochain.
...the Angel of Death has to call you and ask if he can borrow YOUR scythe.
...the monsters have a nursery rhyme called The Three Little Vaults, and the most well known line is "He huffed and he puffed and he blew their vaults up."
...JC has run out of Barons of Hell to summon and now resorts to hiding in the corner.
--- End quote ---
* ZicherCZ nearly fell down from a chair.
Afterwards, colleagues came.
They nearly fell down as well.
Great one, General sir!
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