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[Melon]

... you can only go downstairs, never up
... you flip the lightswitch and your room is suddenly filled with lava
... you want to check what you have in your shoolpack you press 'e'
... you check at which level person died when visiting the cemetary

[ParaSait]

... If someone makes you angry, your environment turns red and you can't run anymore
... You have a manic fear for the letter V
... Leave trails of pistols, hoping to lure other people

[Visalos]

you bump into doors, thinking they will open when you do.

you strafe around your fellow pedestrians.

you eat any blue, yellow, pink, red, or white candy you find lying around.

you beat Angel of Berserk.

you get kicked out of a party for blowing the keg away with a shotgun.

[skarczew]

you beat Angel of Berserk.

You beat AoB on UV, with Knife as an only weapon.

[Silhar]

...opening an empty lunchbox/schoolpack gives you a feeling of deja vu.
...you feel anxious when visiting gas station, and try to avoid touching anything. ("...that gasoline smell, oh hell.")
...you get a "there's something really valuable here !" message when entering the kitchen.
...you are sure that churches (especially cathedrals) are filled with lost souls. And when you see a priest, you start screaming and run or look for a chainsaw. Or a spear.
...you steal Malek's clothes. He's not very happy with that, I suppose.

[Dervis]

... you only dress in Red clothes because it offers more protection.
... you agree when your father asks you to prune the trees just so you can hold the chainsaw.
... your vision goes red when you do.
... you win a game of darts and think it's all thanks to taking that level of Eagle Eye earlier.
... you hear of the news about a triggerhappy cop and you think there are much better traits to choose out there.

[Melon]

I really play too much DoomRL.

On Saturday I went to my mother's friend to mow the lawn. So I took my jeep, put the lawnmower (running on gas) in and off we go. When I got there I was mowing the lawn for nearly an hour. After I finished, I put the lawnmower back to the jeep. I talked to a little to my mother's friend an little and went back to the jeep. I must have accidently spilled some gasoline in the jeep. So when I opened the door the jeep I thought:

"What's that smell? Gasoline? Oh hell"

I really, really should stop playing DoomRL...

[metroidRL]

... you think that white clothes sucks
... green stuff is "really valuable"
... you think that yellow weapons have more...bullets/firing speed/reloading speed/more capacity of modding

[Generic]

... you believe that buying a new backpack will allow you to hold more stuff you don't really need, but hoard "just in case."
... you believe that you never have to manually reload your shotgun because Shottyman will do it all for you
... and when you get pwned you say "wtf Kornel needs to fix that!"
... you apply for a woodcutter (or whatever it's called) job just so you can go "BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and act like you're near invincible.

[ParaSait]

Heh, the following is possibily a spoiler so..

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... You take phase devices with you each time you go to the bank

... You search for "Megasphere" on EBay to buy it as a collector's item
... You constantly keep turning around so you could see everything around you

[Toan]

... You search for "Megasphere" on EBay to buy it as a collector's item

i've got a screenie, who wants it? bidding starts at $0.05! :)

[Generic]

Ummm...
I bid one Trigun!

[MegaMad]

I bet 20 bars of fake gold.

[Silhar]

I bid a ticket to Hell's Arena !

[ParaSait]

Haha, you fools! Do you people really still believe in Megasphere? That's an urban legend, you should know that!
And that screenie is prolly faked, just like those Nessie pics :>