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When they say STUPID SUICIDE,...
Kornel Kisielewicz:
Quoting: AnticheeseDoom, Quake, Deus Ex, Etc all follow those rules, And so does DoomRL.
The basic principle is -- if you can kiss him, do do not fire a rocket at him ^_^.
Anticheese:
Well, If he loves you enough to consent to a kiss and you love him for the same, Firing a BB Gun would mean bad news :-)
Hmm, I just had an idea!
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Demons of our Lives:
Marine: Oh K'z'K*, I love you so much!
A Pinkie named K'z'K: Blarg blarg blarg honk**
Marine: Give me a kiss!
A Pinkie named K'z'K: Worp worp worp worp***
Marine puckers up
A Pinkie named K'z'K leans foward
Marine: Eww! You didint tell me you had Halitosis!
A Pinkie named K'z'K: Blarg honk Blaarg!
Marine: Here, Freshen your breath with 800 GRAMS OF HIGH EXPLOSIVE!
60 Seconds later...
St. Peter: Lets see, M...M...M..
St. Peter flicks through a filing cabnet
St. Peter: Ah, Here we go..Marine number...Oh god, It looks more like the telephone number from hell.
Marine: Yeah, Thats what bureaucracy is all about...
St. Peter: Well anyways, It looks like you have had a good run, Lots of points in the plus collum from about 20 minutes ago, Nice job on saving the world from Demonic Invasion...
Marine blushes
St. Peter: Oh wait, One major sin here..
Marine: What!?
St. Peter: Beastiality.
Marine: What!?!?
St. Peter: Sorry mate.
St. Peter pulls a lever
60 Seconds later...
Marine: Great, I'm in Hell again..
A Pinkie named K'z'K: <Hi Honey>
Marine: Wait, How come I can understand you?
A Pinkie named K'z'K <Time to finish where we left off...>
Marine: Annikan Skywalker style NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fin.
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Hmm, Does anyone know how do do flash movies?
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* - Bonus brownie points for anyone who knows where this name comes from
** - Bonus brownie points for anyone who knows which animated series this quote comes from
*** - Bonus brownie points for anyone who knows which game this quote comes from.
agentCDE:
#3 has to be Bowser's laugh from Super Mario 64.
Excellent story, too.
As for shooting oneself in the foot with a rocketlauncher: I keep catching myself in the very edge of explosions, or I'll walk out of a door and be standing a little too close to a barrel, or something like that. It's only gotten me killed once (walked into a new level, surrounded by 3 barrels, 2 imps promptly walk into sight range...) but it's annoying none-the-less.
Anticheese:
Actually number three is not from any Nintendo game.
Better luck next time.
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Enemy's will wait at least 6 turns before becoming "active"
agentCDE:
Really? Damn.
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Well, that does explain why I was able to gun down the first so easly... he was standing right in range when the level started. Another imp promptly stepped up to take his place, though, and it was only level 2, so I had a pistol and a regular shotgun...
Didn't dare use the shotgun for fear of causing a level-destroying chain reaction myself, since it was one of those levels that are full of barrels, so I was stuck using the pistol.
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