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Ironnerve:
 You have 25 hours a day now. While you're working, you work 10% more.

Hell Coder
 You've been working fast. Yeah, really fast. Now you're disturbing 10% less, and there is 10% more chance that error don't occur it the line you type.

Finese
 Your fingers are so nimble that you're typing 15% faster that your former programmer.

Tough as Nails
 You have a strange protection of errors. They don't touch you. When program is compiled, 1 more line is compiled without question and works as you say.
 
Son of a PC
 You understand your friend. When you sit on your PC chair, it loads. Now every program you start, it types 1 more whole line on the first symbol.

Son of a Program
 You never wanted to use anything except the old school methods. If you write a line without using a module, you type it 20% faster and for the whole program can write 1 more whole line on first symbol.

Blind Eye
 You've masterred the Solo on the Keyboard technique. You have 2 more keys that you know most and they appear when you think of them.

Correctness Master
{Requires - (2) Hell Coder}
 The program is your creation. You can do anything with it. An error in the next line after the line with error can't occur.

Dual Threader
{Requires - (2) Son of a Program}
 You always thought that two is greater than one. Now you implement your thoughts into codes. This trait allows you two program around 2 threads at once, (you must have the second in queue), at 120% of the normal programming time.

LetterHappy
{Requires - (2) Son of a PC}
 Your fingers grow uncontrollable! When you're writing, they're writing without your help. Now when you're writing a chain of letters > 5, you automatically enter 1 letter into chain.

Code Loader
 You hate HATE HATE waiting till your code editor loads, which takes a waste of few precious seconds you'd rather spend on programming.
Every one level of this trait your editor is loading 20% faster !

Rebootyman
{Requires - (2) Code Loader }
 Whenever you take a break and go somewhere, you waste time. Thanks to this trait, whenever you move, system reboots itself, so that everything since last save is lost.
Now walking anywhere is pointless, get back to work !


Macroer
 You always were a preemptive coder... You see what needs done, and create new ways to do it easier! For every level of this trait, you can install two new macros directly into your IDE (one into your keyboard macro slots).

More will come. (and are coming).
All this is a joke, of course.

[thelaptop]

You forgot Correctness Master (requires 2 levels of Hell Coder) which automatically allows any code that you touch work correctly on first writing.

[S.K. Ren]

What about...
Dual Threader Requires- (2) Son of a Program
    Allows you two program around 2 threads at once, (you must have the second in queue), at 120% of the normal programming time.

[Anticheese]

Coffeechain - Don't recall the requirements

You can take repeated gulps of your coffee (or other decaffeinated beverage) without draining the cup!

[Silhar]

Coderhappy

{Requirements : Son of a PC (2)}

You love your job. Basically, this gives nothing except you are considered a poor nerdling soul.
Okay, okay, calm down. Say, you'll be writing one additional kilobyte of code every each five, right ?
But you are still a wierdo.

Code Loader

You hate HATE HATE waiting till your code editor loads, which takes a waste of few precious seconds you'd rather spend on programming.
Every one level of this trait your editor is loading 20% faster !


Rebootyman

{Requirements : Code Loader (2)}

Whenever you take a break and go somewhere, you waste time. Thanks to this trait, whenever you move, system reboots itself, so that everything since last save is lost.
Now walking anywhere is pointless, get back to work !

[Shoop da Whoop]

Dumpyre

You often take dumps of memory during program runtime, and each dump understood gives you 3 additional strings of code!

Something for Brute needed...

[Tavana]

WizzKid

You always were a pissy guy... For every level of this trait you can attach an extra catheter!

[/fake]

Macroer

You always were a preemptive coder... You see what needs done, and create new ways to do it easier! For every level of this trait, you can install two new macros directly into your IDE (one into your keyboard macro slots).

(this reflects the changes being made in the beta) ;)