DoomRL > 0.9.9
0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
The DoomRLguy:
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DoomRL (v.0.9.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Fred., level 1 Demon Sergeant, killed by a imp
on level 1 of the Phobos base.
He survived 762 turns and scored 960 points.
He played for 22 seconds.
He didn't like it too rough.
He killed 0 out of 11 hellspawn. (0%)
My, was he a wimpy chump.
He was an Angel of Haste!
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
None
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health -2/50 Experience 0/1
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Hellrunner (Level 1)
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] nothing
[b] [ Weapon ] pistol (2d4) [2/6]
[c] [ Boots ] nothing
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] 10mm ammo (x68)
[b] small med-pack
[c] small med-pack
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
On level 1 he finally was killed by a imp.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
There is 10mm ammo (x24) lying here.
You found 24 of 10mm ammo.
There are stairs leading to Hell's Arena here.
You open the door.
There are stairs leading downward here.
There is 10mm ammo (x24) lying here.
You found 24 of 10mm ammo. The imp fires! You are hit! The barrel explodes!
The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The missile hits the imp. The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
Before him 256 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
233 of those were killed.
2 of those were killed by something unknown.
3 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 16 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
Is he immortal? 2 souls claim to have killed him...
2 killed the bastard and survived.
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Worst game ever.
UnderAPaleGreySky:
--- Quote from: The DoomRLguy on January 28, 2010, 13:59 --- The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The missile hits the imp. The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
The imp fires! You are hit!
Fire -- Choose target...
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--- End quote ---
This is more of being screwed over by accuracy percentages rather than sucking, IMO. :P
ParaSait:
LOL!
This mortem should be the next Mortem of the Month, haha :D
The DoomRLguy:
Mr. Palegreysky, i didn't meet a single other monster. I didn't run away from any. An imp took me from 50HP to -2HP before i could kill him. The RNG got me. Imps miss 50% of the time. I hardly hit the litte pest. Oh, well.
S.K. Ren:
I actually have a worse one even though it's UV, it was still ridiculous
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DoomRL (v.0.9.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Placebo E., level 1 Demon Sergeant, killed by a lost soul
on level 1 of the Phobos base.
He survived 36 turns and scored 1960 points.
He played for 11 seconds.
He was a man of Ultra-Violence!
He killed 0 out of 34 hellspawn. (0%)
My, was he a wimpy chump.
He was an Angel of Haste!
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
None
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health -1/50 Experience 0/1
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Hellrunner (Level 1)
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] nothing
[b] [ Weapon ] pistol (2d4) [6/6]
[c] [ Boots ] nothing
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] 10mm ammo (x20)
[b] small med-pack
[c] small med-pack
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
On level 1 he finally was killed by a lost soul.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
Welcome to the Doom Roguelike... You enter Phobos Base, level 1. You
shiver from cold... The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
Before him 29 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
23 of those were killed.
And 4 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
Some rumors though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
Is he immortal? 2 souls claim to have killed him...
2 killed the bastard and survived.
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I hope no one minds. Personally it would be fun to make thread of peoples most unfair deaths.
EDIT: Sorry was a mortem nested in a spoiler but the tags got deleted somehow. Ill just leave it as a mortem.
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