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The Adventures of Private YASD!
« on: February 08, 2010, 23:30 »
This is kind of a "spinoff" of the screenshots topic, but with a common theme. It features the adventures of a Space Marine called Private YASD who just can't seem to stop killing himself through bad luck and stupidity (mostly stupidity).

Hopefully we can read the stories of Private YASD, have a laugh, and remember some of our own stupid mistakes.

For those of you who are wondering, yes, I did alter the screenshots in order for some of the jokes to work. I'm not dedicated enough to this idea to give myself a real YASD just to post a joke.

I will put each one in its own post, complete with title. Hope you all enjoy!

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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 23:32 »
1. Switches are fun!

BB Screenshot created.                                                         
 There is a shotgun (8d3) [1/1] lying here.                                     
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 Pvt. YASD                  Armor : green armor [1/1] (66%)                     
 Health: 42%  Exp:  3/3%    Weapon: combat shotgun (7d3) [2/5]                 
 cautious                                                    Phobos Base  Lev3 


"Hmmmm... I wonder what this switch does?"
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 05:12 »
2. Lesson learned The Hard Way

You punch the Hell Knight! The Hell Knight hits you! Your armor is destroyed!
 You punch the Hell Knight! The Hell Knight hits you!
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 Pvt. YASD                  Armor : none                     
 Health: 12%  Exp:  5/38%   Weapon: combat shotgun (7d3) [5/5]                 
 cautious                                                    Phobos Base  Lev9 

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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 06:27 »
3. Forgetting Anything?

You see here a Berserk Pack.                                                 
 There are stairs leading to Hell's Arena here.                               
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 Pvt. YASD                  Armor : green armor [1/1] (53%)                     
 Health: 7%  Exp:  2/38%   Weapon: shotgun (7d3) [0/5]                 
 cautious                                                    Phobos Base  Lev2 

"Hell's Arena, here I come!"
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 08:37 »
Considering that I'm a YASD Factory, all you have to do is wait for me to post a screenshot or three...
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 01:16 »
Quote from: action52 on February 08, 2010, 23:32
"Hmmmm... I wonder what this switch does?"
What did it really do? Just curious :P (would be so funny if it was what you silently suggested it to be :D)
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2010, 07:57 »
4. Cacodemons! Wait a Mi--

You push the barrel.                                                           
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 Pvt. YASD                  Armor : blue armor [2/2] (61%)                     
 Health: 36%  Exp:  5/72%   Weapon: double shotgun (8d3)x3 [2/2]                 
 cautious                                                    Phobos Base  Lev9

"Oh no! Cacodemons! Well, my double shotgun should make quick work of you."
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2010, 07:59 »
Quote from: Mrazerty on February 10, 2010, 01:16
What did it really do? Just curious :P (would be so funny if it was what you silently suggested it to be :D)

This is Private YASD! In other words, everything is exactly what you expect it to be. ;)
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 10:42 »
Yeah, the level lava flooding thing.
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 17:40 »
Hmm... if this is popular enough, I was thinking maybe we can set up a web-comic based on it, kinda like the old Dudley's dungeon.

Of course, it will not update all that regularly, but I suppose it would be fun!  And this would make the PR folks crack their heads more wondering about the MoM when the time comes.  More work for all to stimulate creativity -- I like!  (=
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 06:08 »
Considering the simplicity of DoomRL I doubt there are more than half a dozen unique ways to achieve YASD so it would be a very short webcomic
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Re: The Adventures of Private YASD!
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 22:18 »
Maybe put together a 'Private YASD's Guide on What Not to Do in DoomRL' part comic, part strategy guide?
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