The Adventures of Private YASD!

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action52:
This is kind of a "spinoff" of the screenshots topic, but with a common theme. It features the adventures of a Space Marine called Private YASD who just can't seem to stop killing himself through bad luck and stupidity (mostly stupidity).

Hopefully we can read the stories of Private YASD, have a laugh, and remember some of our own stupid mistakes.

For those of you who are wondering, yes, I did alter the screenshots in order for some of the jokes to work. I'm not dedicated enough to this idea to give myself a real YASD just to post a joke.

I will put each one in its own post, complete with title. Hope you all enjoy!

action52:
1. Switches are fun!

BB Screenshot created.
There is a shotgun (8d3) [1/1] lying here.
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Pvt. YASD Armor : green armor [1/1] (66%)
Health: 42% Exp: 3/3% Weapon: combat shotgun (7d3) [2/5]
cautious Phobos Base Lev3

"Hmmmm... I wonder what this switch does?"

action52:
2. Lesson learned The Hard Way

You punch the Hell Knight! The Hell Knight hits you! Your armor is destroyed!
You punch the Hell Knight! The Hell Knight hits you!
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Pvt. YASD Armor : none
Health: 12% Exp: 5/38% Weapon: combat shotgun (7d3) [5/5]
cautious Phobos Base Lev9

"Mental note: never hold down the cursor key to move around AGAIN."

action52:
3. Forgetting Anything?

You see here a Berserk Pack.
There are stairs leading to Hell's Arena here.
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Pvt. YASD Armor : green armor [1/1] (53%)
Health: 7% Exp: 2/38% Weapon: shotgun (7d3) [0/5]
cautious Phobos Base Lev2

"Hell's Arena, here I come!"

raekuul:
Considering that I'm a YASD Factory, all you have to do is wait for me to post a screenshot or three...

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