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Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge

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Andrew Freeman:
In the pirit of livening up the discussion boards and wasting time, I present the Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge!  Try to come up with the best Doom related Haikus!

For those unfamiliar with the rules, a Haiku is a three line, non-rhyming poem  of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
I'll go first:

BFG9K,
Slices, dices, toasts and frags,
All things in its path

Santiago Zapata:
Overcharged gun
fries arachnies on a boom,
cybie away with you

Andrew Freeman:
Gas powered chain saw.
This awsome kitchen tool makes
Bite-sized demon steaks.

Santiago Zapata:
Double barrelled steel shotgun.
On the hands of a bullie marine
makes his living much easier

Psycho:
Chainsaw, Doeth This
Slice, and dice, thrice imps heads fall
my lord, I thank ye

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