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Angles of death

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The doom commandments
« on: April 09, 2010, 01:45 »

Thou shalt not Try to melee the cyberdemon to death with thy hands or it will end badly for thou
Thou shalt not post a fake mortem to the holy ground of chaosforge
Thou shalt not savescum I'm watching thou mortal!
Thou shalt Giftdrop
Thou shalt use arch-viles to farm ammo
Thou shalt not Post spam on the holy ground.
Thou shalt not attempt to breed a nightmare cacodemon with a baron of hell.
Thou shalt not genetically engineer an arch-vile with a revenant the last thing the next marine needs is super arch-viley revenants.
Thou shalt not hack saves
Thou shalt not oppose kornel,blade or malek
Thou shalt say kornel,blade and malek are awesome
« Last Edit: April 09, 2010, 04:55 by Angles of death »
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Re: The doom commandments
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 02:26 »

"Thou shalt not melee the cyberdemon with thy hands or it will end badly for thou"
Bull feces...

"Thou shalt not Giftdrop"
When playing AoB? Hell yeah!

"Thou shalt not use arch-viles to farm ammo"
Hell uses dirty tactics against me. I will do the same. Fight fire with fire.
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Re: The doom commandments
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 02:09 »

Alright any idea's for more ideas to make this list of Great Regular not so funny jokes better?
[disguised bump]
Still anyone else have some ideas?
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