In the pirit of livening up the discussion boards and wasting time, I present the Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge! Try to come up with the best Doom related Haikus!
For those unfamiliar with the rules, a Haiku is a three line, non-rhyming poem of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
I'll go first:
BFG9K,
Slices, dices, toasts and frags,
All things in its path