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Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
« on: August 26, 2006, 03:57 »
In the pirit of livening up the discussion boards and wasting time, I present the Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge!  Try to come up with the best Doom related Haikus!

For those unfamiliar with the rules, a Haiku is a three line, non-rhyming poem  of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
I'll go first:

BFG9K,
Slices, dices, toasts and frags,
All things in its path
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 07:10 »
Overcharged gun
fries arachnies on a boom,
cybie away with you
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2006, 06:01 »
Gas powered chain saw.
This awsome kitchen tool makes
Bite-sized demon steaks.
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2006, 15:47 »
Double barrelled steel shotgun.
On the hands of a bullie marine
makes his living much easier
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 00:55 »
Chainsaw, Doeth This
Slice, and dice, thrice imps heads fall
my lord, I thank ye
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 19:59 »
Thinking coast is clear
Dancing through the way
Hell came from behind
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