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The Horrible Ideas Thread
Simon-v:
--- Quote from: thelaptop on January 11, 2011, 00:07 ---Angel of Sheer Bad Luck
You are the unluckiest sonofabitch in the marines. All of Hell is against you (doing maximum damage with maximum accuracy), while you are mediocre at best (minimum damage, no accuracy bonuses). Medpacks don't work well with your lousy constitution (heals at 50% of what the medpack usually heals), and you have no bloody idea how to use any of those globes and spheres out there (none of the globes and spheres work, not even automap). Everything you pick up is always weakened (half the number of dice for damage dealing weapons, half the stack of the magazine/clip if it has one, and half the durability for armours/boots), and phase devices just blow up in your face (phase and homing phase devices cause 10HP damage upon pick up). And may God help you if you pick up a thermonuclear device (50% chance of going off immediately on pick up).
At least that environment suit works fine...
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*blink*
That's not just a horrible idea. That's a THE HORRIBLE idea (all-caps with a 'the' and a syntax error).
ParaSait:
--- Quote from: thelaptop on January 11, 2011, 00:07 ---And may God help you if you pick up a thermonuclear device (50% chance of going off immediately on pick up).
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What God? The RNG? Naaah...
thelaptop:
--- Quote from: Mrazerty on January 11, 2011, 06:51 ---What God? The RNG? Naaah...
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Oh just pick your favourite higher order being that looks upon you in favour/disdain.
=D
Fanta Hege:
Angel of Drunkness
What is wrong with you, going to drink like that on an important mission! Its even worse! This hell forces stuck you to completely smashed conditition. It's a miracle if you can even walk straight (high chance you step a block next to the block you intendet to walk to), your aim has turned awful, you keep spraying bullets everywhere! (bullets and shotguns have 30% chance to shoot in a 45 degree off to the direction you were suppoused to shoot) Mod packs can be used but for hell you know which piece you were suppoused to put them again.. (places modpacks on random items even in the backpack), Enviro suits and phase devices? you just break em and swear something. Wearing, changing items and medipack using takes double the time! Your line of sight also keeps changing between normal and -1, -2, -3. If you find weapons with special reloads/fires, you never know what kind of weird ideas you might get out of using weapons like this (you might sometimes randomly use alt reaload/fire when using them and vica versa fire normally when trying to use the alts). If you carry a nuke, you might randomly use it when you're walking cause it seemed like an awesome idea at the time..
On a positive note, thise globes seem to work better when you're drunk for some reason and give 50% health/repair/duration than usual.
MICu:
Useless lever
Effect: gives random stupid/pointless/useless massage, explodes if pulled too many times
Usage: 5, barrel of fuel explosion on 6th time
Message ( one at the time ): " You hear the gospel in Catedral, " Ground shakes for a moment",
" You hear Cyberdemon voice:Get down here already!", “ You hear demons having shover”,
" You hear alarm clock but don't seems to wake up", " Corpses cease to stink", " Your weapons are now clean and shiny ",
“ You wonder about new DoomRL version”, “You have SMS, but you left cellphone on Earth",
“ You smell dinner from Hell’s kitchen”, " You hear angel thoughts: Where did I put my armor?",
" You hear advertisement: Fun for whole family and neighbourhood. Get your own BFG today!", " You hear fart noise",
" WARNING, THIS LEVER IT'S POINTLESS, PULL TO WASTE EVEN MORE TIME", " You hear toilet flush,
" What do you wish for... AHAH, just kidding", " You have mail! But no computer to read it", “ You smell beer from Hell’s Pub”,
" You hear your own general reminds you about mission",
" Lever snaps and new one pops up", " Question: Have you played original doom?”,
“ Your skin turns green for split secound”, “ Your medikits have medicine for constipation”,
“ You feel disappointed “, “ Floor underneath you cleans up”, “ You hear Butcher yell: Where’s my Cleaver? I got fresh meat to chop”, “ Your backpack begs for more ammo”,
“ You wonder why you are here “, “ You hear wizard voice: You shall not pass “
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