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[M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« on: February 21, 2011, 08:53 »

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9.2) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 ScouSin, level 9 Hell Baron Lt. Colonel, nuked himself.
 on level 19 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 90790 turns and scored 52973 points.
 He played for 58 minutes and 2 seconds.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 473 out of 473 hellspawn. (100%)
 This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!
 He was an Angel of Impatience!


-- Special levels --------------------------------------------

  Levels generated : 9
  Levels visited   : 4
  Levels completed : 3

-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  UAC Star (bronze cluster)
  Hell Champion Medal

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 0/70   Experience 31444/9
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Ironman          (Level 2)
    Tough as nails   (Level 2)
    Reloader         (Level 2)
    Badass           (Level 1)
    Shottyman        (Level 1)
    Army of the Dead (Level 1)

  TaN->TaN->Bad->Rel->Rel->SM->MAD->Iro->Iro->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   modified red armor [4/4] (102%) (B)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   modified super shotgun (10d4)x3 [2/2] (P1)
    [c] [ Boots      ]   phaseshift boots [4/4] (100%)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   modified rocket launcher (6d6) [1/1] (A1)

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] nuclear plasma rifle (1d6)x6 [24/24]
    [b] modified BFG 9000 (11d8) [100/100] (P1)
    [c] modified red armor [4/4] (200%) (B)
    [d] modified medical armor [2/2] (200%) (B)
    [e] shotgun shell (x50)
    [f] shotgun shell (x50)
    [g] shotgun shell (x50)
    [h] shotgun shell (x50)
    [i] shotgun shell (x6)
    [j] rocket (x10)
    [k] rocket (x10)
    [l] power cell (x50)
    [m] power cell (x50)
    [n] power cell (x50)
    [o] power cell (x50)
    [p] power cell (x50)
    [q] power cell (x50)
    [r] power cell (x50)
    [s] power cell (x50)
    [t] power cell (x50)

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    137 former humans
    67 former sergeants
    11 former captains
    81 imps
    45 demons
    59 lost souls
    32 cacodemons
    6 barons of hell
    6 hell knights
    12 arachnotrons
    3 former commandos
    4 pain elementals
    1 arch-vile
    5 mancubi
    1 revenant
    2 bruiser brothers
    1 Arena Master

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 3 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He left the Arena as a champion!
  On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
  He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
  On level 14 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 15 he encountered the Phobos Hellgate.
  On level 19 he ventured into the Spider's Lair.
  On level 19 he finally nuked himself.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You dropped power cell (x50). There is a thermonuclear bomb lying here.
 There is power cell (x50) lying here.
 There is a thermonuclear bomb lying here.
 You use a thermonuclear bomb immediately. They told you so many times that
 patience is a virtue.. Warning! Explosion in 10 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 9 seconds! Warning! Explosion in 8 seconds!
 Too tired to do that right now.
 Too tired to do that right now.
 Warning! Explosion in 7 seconds! There is power cell (x50) lying here.
 Warning! Explosion in 6 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 5 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 4 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 3 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
 You die!... Press <Enter>...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 600 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 532 of those were killed.
 2 of those were killed by something unknown.
 15 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 30 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 21 souls claim to have killed him...
 3 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 15 killed the bastard and survived.
 3 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.

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Here's the run in a nutshell:

Super shotgun, medical armor, then phaseshift boots one after another.  Considering I was building Army of the Dead anyway, you could imagine my maniacal laugh (seriously, nerf super shotgun my god).  So, in-between my clear sense of invinciblity, I was plowing through everything, going as far as to two-hit Barons.  So after I clear the arach cave without ever bothering to use a teleport (or anything aside from my super shotty), I'm clearing the place out, ho hum diddily dum...oh, cool, nuke.  I could use that later!  The second I saw the red text of the counter beginning, I damn-near crapped myself.  I looked around for about half-a-second before I concluded: Yeah, I'm not getting out of this one.  Ah well, the perfect run is lost, but a hilarious mortem is gained.
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2011, 09:22 »

If it makes you feel any better, I've died in the exact same way before :)
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2011, 09:30 »

This is weird. At the one hand, this cracked me up, at the other hand, I feel so bad for you... :| lol.
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2011, 11:14 »

"They told you so many times that
 patience is a virtue..."
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2011, 11:39 »

Fucking nukes, how do they work? :P
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2011, 17:45 »

Bwahaha!  Kornel, I didn't even realize you put that in there!  That's simply amazing.  It reminds me of that one time I started an AoH, started in a room with six lost souls, and...well...before I even got my first turn I was under 48%, so long story short, I didn't get any kills.  Nice touch on that one too.
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2011, 23:22 »

I think everyone has a death like this, welcome to the club.
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Re: [M|AoI|100%|19|YASD] Oh god why thermonuke?!
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 00:11 »

I think everyone has a death like this, welcome to the club.
Yeah. Once I'd made it all the way down to L25 and half-killed the cyberdemon before blowing my own face off with the Revenant's Launcher. Whoops.
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