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[Nameless]

1. I shall not reload my weapons without waiting to ensure the coast is clear.
2. I shall not type with haste will enemies remain on the level.
3. I shall not attempt to run without first checking that I am not already running.
4. I shall not wait until I am being bombarded to use small med-packs.
5. I shall not 'save' items for decorating my grave.
6. I shall not stand near barrels. I shall not take items from beside barrels. I shall not give funny looks to barrels.
7. I shall not handle doors near the centre of the map, but open them from a safe distance. With rockets.
8. I shall not challenge the arena. I'm not going to win anyway.
9. I shall not ragequit when no combat shotgun spawns on L2. I shall calmly quit like a gentleman.
10. FUCK Mancubi.

... I am terrible at this game now. :(

[ParaSait]

9. I shall not ragequit when no combat shotgun spawns on L2. I shall calmly quit like a gentleman.

Heh. :D

[Thomas]

You can keep swapping shotguns around for an almost-combat shotgun. But you can't keep swapping small health globes for the berserk pack, whose absence often makes me calm-quit.

4 and 8 are signs of a wuss, hope that helps you defeat UV buddy :)