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[M|AoRA|3|YASD] NoooOOOooo...!
« on: March 06, 2011, 02:09 »

*slow motion lunge as timer counts down to zero*

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9.2) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Sandy Peterson, level 3 Hell Baron Major, nuked himself.
 on level 3 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 9065 turns and scored 8599 points.
 He played for 11 minutes and 55 seconds.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 51 out of 51 hellspawn. (100%)
 This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!
 He was an Angel of Red Alert!


-- Special levels --------------------------------------------

  Levels generated : 9
  Levels visited   : 1
  Levels completed : 0

-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  None

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 0/50   Experience 2094/3
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Hellrunner       (Level 2)
    Reloader         (Level 1)

  HR->HR->Rel->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   green armor [1/1] (56%)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   rocket launcher (6d6) [0/1]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   combat shotgun (7d3) [0/5]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] green armor [1/1] (82%)
    [b] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [c] 10mm ammo (x99)
    [d] shotgun shell (x18)
    [e] shotgun shell (x50)
    [f] shotgun shell (x50)
    [g] shotgun shell (x50)
    [h] shotgun shell (x50)
    [i] rocket (x2)
    [j] small med-pack
    [k] small med-pack
    [l] small med-pack
    [m] small med-pack
    [n] large med-pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    20 former humans
    11 former sergeants
    10 imps
    3 demons
    6 lost souls
    1 cacodemon

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He cowardly fled the Arena.
  On level 3 he finally nuked himself.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 shotgun. Warning! Explosion in 7 seconds!
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : a former sergeant (mortally wounded) [m]ore | floor
 The former sergeant dies. You feel relatively safe now. Warning!
 Explosion in 6 seconds!
 You swap your weapon.
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : floor
 Boom! Warning! Explosion in 5 seconds!
 You reload the rocket launcher with rocket. Warning! Explosion in 4
 seconds! Warning! Explosion in 3 seconds!
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : floor
 Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
 Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
 You die!... Press <Enter>...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 182 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 141 of those were killed.
 1 of those was killed by something unknown.
 11 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 2 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 27 souls claim to have killed him...
 5 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 20 killed the bastard and survived.
 2 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.

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I spawned at the edge of maze level, near the stairs and a computer map. The combat shotgun, rocket launcher and heals were, naturally, on the OTHER side. I made it to them fast enough but was aiming for 100% and missed an enemy on the way. This culminated in the most needlessly dramatic countdown I've played so far:

11+ ... Hopelessly searched for the last enemy while tired and nowhere near the stairs.
10 ... Found the last enemy!
9 ... Fired at the former.
8 ... Reloaded my shotgun.
7 ... Fired again and cleared the level.
6 ... Swapped to my rocket launcher. Blew a hole through the maze.
5 ... Slowly started reloading.
4 ... Finished reloading a fresh rocket.
3 ... Fired at my feet and jumped across the maze.
2 ... Landed just a few tiles from the stairs and dived for them.
1 ... Fell onto the stairs and
*nuked*
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Re: [M|AoRA|3|YASD] NoooOOOooo...!
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 03:28 »

Wow.  Just wow.

This is the most dramatic failure in AoRA ever...

>.<
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Re: [M|AoRA|3|YASD] NoooOOOooo...!
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 05:08 »

And people said rocket jumping was useless...
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