I don't care that game isn't even complete yet, or that these ideas will almost certainly never be commercially viable, they're still fun to imagine and we can all dream, right?
Show the world how powerful you are with your Badass Shirt!
FRONT: 200%
BACK: I'm a 12.0, baby.
Cheesy? Overpowered? You think they mean awesome, and you're not afraid to say it with your Ammochain Hoodie!
FRONT: SoB->SoB->TH->Fin->Fin->WK->MAc->
BACK: * * * * * * * *
Impress the ladies with your Bulk Mod Pants!
CROTCH: (B3)
Give yourself a well-timed workplace boost with the Megasphere Coffee Mug!
SIDE: ^
Is your fridge a mess? Warn people off with a set of 24 stylish Barrel Magnets!
FRONT: 0, 0 or 0
It's a conversation starter! It's a best friend! It's a deadly weapon of mass destruction! It's your very own Thermonuclear Bomb Plushy!
(... think three lengths of squishy, fluffy material attached in the shape of a '%', with "Warning! Explosion in 10 seconds!" stitched down the middle.)
