So, I decided to do something quite insane. When I was on the IRC channel, I had said that I would try a AoHu UV 100% Conqueror, and then someone (I can't remember who) challenged me to do it with pistols only. I one-upped that and went melee. The results are as follows:
--------------------------------------------------------------
DoomRL (v.0.9.9.6) roguelike post-mortem character dump
--------------------------------------------------------------
TwoDev, level 15 Arch-Vile God Hand Marine,
nuked the Mastermind on level 9 of Hell.
He survived 85820 turns and scored 380134 points.
He played for 57 minutes and 54 seconds.
He was a man of Ultra-Violence!
He killed 1235 out of 1235 hellspawn. (100%)
This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!
He was an Angel of Humanity!
-- Special levels --------------------------------------------
Levels generated : 11
Levels visited : 11
Levels completed : 11
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
Medal of Prejudice
UAC Star (bronze cluster)
Aurora Medallion
Conqueror Badge
Grim Reaper's Badge
Every Soldier's Medal
Spider-Killer Cross
Hell Champion Medal
Hell Armorer Badge
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
###########################################################
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
......................................................%.%.#
..........................................................#
........................................................%.#
...................................................%..X|%%#
......................................................%}|.#
......................................................%%%%#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
.......................................................%..#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
..........................................................#
###########################################################
-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health 23/12 Experience 112978/15
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +10 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +15
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Class : Marine
Finesse (Level 2)
Tough as nails (Level 2)
Brute (Level 5)
Berserker (Level 1)
Whizkid (Level 2)
Badass (Level 2)
Vampyre (Level 1)
Bru->Bru->Ber->Bad->Bad->MVm->Bru->Fin->Fin->WK->WK->Bru->Bru->TaN->TaN->
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] red armor [6/6] (186%) (BPT)
[b] [ Weapon ] Azrael's Scythe (9d9)
[c] [ Boots ] tactical boots [0/0] (100%)
[d] [ Prepared ] missile launcher (6d6) [4/4]
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] nuclear BFG 9000 (8d8) [1/40]
[b] Jackhammer (8d3)x3 [0/9]
[c] red armor [2/4] (32%) (B)
[d] red armor [1/4] (21%) (B)
[e] Angelic Armor [7/7] (100%)
[f] rocket (x14)
[g] small med-pack
[h] large med-pack
[i] large med-pack
[j] large med-pack
[k] large med-pack
[l] phase device
[m] homing phase device
[n] technical mod pack
[o] bulk mod pack
[p] Enviroboots [0]
-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------
Bullet - internal 60% torso 60% feet 60%
Melee - internal 60% torso 60% feet 60%
Shrapnel - internal 60% torso 60% feet 60%
Acid - internal 60% torso 60% feet 60%
Fire - internal 60% torso 85% feet 60%
Plasma - internal 60% torso 60% feet 60%
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
71 former humans
82 former sergeants
43 former captains
118 imps
117 demons
373 lost souls
93 cacodemons
62 hell knights
49 barons of hell
78 arachnotrons
22 former commandos
31 pain elementals
30 revenants
22 mancubi
34 arch-viles
2 bruiser brothers
1 shambler
1 lava elemental
1 agony elemental
1 Angel of Death
1 Cyberdemon
1 Spider Mastermind
1 John Carmack
1 Arena Master
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
He left the Arena as a champion!
On level 4 he stormed the Chained Court.
On level 4 he assembled a piercing blade!
On level 4 he found the Arena Master's Staff!
He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
On level 7 he assembled a tactical boots!
On level 7 he witnessed the Wall.
He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
On level 8 he encountered the Phobos Anomaly.
On level 10 he entered Hell's Armory.
On level 10 he found the Jackhammer!
He destroyed the evil within and reaped the rewards!
On level 11 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
On level 12 he assembled a tactical armor!
On level 13 he found the City of Skulls.
He wiped out the City of Skulls.
On level 14 he ventured into the Spider's Lair.
He cleared the Lair, kickin' serious spider ass!
On level 16 he found the Tower of Babel!
He left level 16 as soon as possible.
On level 17 he invaded the Unholy Cathedral!
On level 17 he found the Azrael's Scythe!
He then destroyed the Unholy Cathedral!
On level 18, hell froze over!
On level 18 he entered the Vaults.
He cracked the Vaults and cleared them out!
On level 20 he was foolish enough to enter the Mortuary!
On level 20 he found the Angelic Armor!
He managed to clear the Mortuary from evil!
On level 22 he entered the Lava Pits.
On level 22 he found the Enviroboots!
He managed to clear the Lava Pits completely!
Then at last he found Dis!
He overloaded a nuclear plasma rifle on level 24!
He defeated the Mastermind and found the TRUE EVIL!
Then finally in hell itself, he killed the final EVIL.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
You wear/wield : a nuclear BFG 9000 (8d8) [40/40] The lost soul hits you. The
lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. You need
to taste blood!
You see : John Carmack (lightly wounded) | pool of blood | [ m ]ore
The missile hits John Carmack. The lost soul dies. The lost soul dies. The
lost soul dies. The cacodemon dies. The lost soul dies. The lost soul dies.
The lost soul dies. The cacodemon dies. The lost soul dies. The lost soul
dies. The cacodemon dies. The cacodemon dies. Carmack raises his hands and
summons hellspawn! You need to taste blood!
You wear/wield : a Azrael's Scythe (9d9) You need to taste blood!
You see : John Carmack (severely wounded) | pool of blood | [ m ]ore
You hit John Carmack. You're going berserk! You need to taste blood!
You hit John Carmack. John Carmack dies. Congratulations! You defeated John
Carmack! Press <Enter>...
You feel relatively safe now.
You need to taste blood!
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
1336 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
1172 of those were killed.
14 of those were killed by something unknown.
16 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 61 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
63 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
3 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
30 killed the bitch and survived.
30 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.
--------------------------------------------------------------