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Author Topic: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne  (Read 59561 times)

Malek Deneith

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Re: Interest check - Hackmaster 4e
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2013, 08:57 »
10 copper = 1 silver. 5 silver = 1 electrum. 10 silver or 2 electrum = 1 gold. 20 silver or 4 electrum or 2 gold = 1 hard silver. 5 gold = 1 platinum.
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Re: Interest check - Hackmaster 4e
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2013, 11:48 »
Good, I was afraid it was getting too easily ordered :P
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2013, 19:35 »
I hate to do this, but I won't be around for the weekend.  I will *try* to post at least once a day after I get back again, I hope, but my job has taken much of my free time that I used to have away.  Thanks for keeping my character asleep till now Malek, as the timing is really good, but I've just been really busy.  If I'm still really busy, I might have to hand my character off, but I hope not.
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2013, 02:30 »
Well I'll hope you manage to stay, because otherwise...

IC post should happen somewhere today. Hopefully.
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2013, 02:32 »
"Come for the fun and games, stay for not getting any vital organs ripped to shreds."

I like it here already.
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2013, 08:08 »
Quote from: Malek Deneith on September 28, 2013, 02:30
IC post should happen somewhere today. Hopefully.

I should've known better, I really should. Something cool and encouraging* as a penance:

Quote from: Hackmaster of Puppets
It's almost time to play
After my work day
I need HackMaster destruction!

GM fills us with fear
Of the monsters closing near
Hope my crossbow won't malfunction

There's a rustling in the trees
Something grabbing at my knees
Oh no!  I rolled a 2
One more crit and I'm through!

(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!

HackMaster GM
Is pulling the strings
A hobgoblin guard is eating my spleen

Firk ding blast!
Where's my magic ring?
Time to roll up another and rejoin the game

HackMaster
HackMaster

The screen monkey grins as I die again

HackMaster
HackMaster

New PC's in play
We split the party
PC's death is getting nearer

Should've played Monopoly
To avoid the misery
Chopped in half by a goblin warrior

Another PC sheet
Pen's running out of ink
I'll add a quirk or two
Which skill should I improve?

(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!

HackMaster GM's
Morale-checking again
I just lost all of my hirelings

My torch went out
I can't see a thing
In a bottomless pit they can't hear my screams

HackMaster
HackMaster

The screen monkey grins as I die again

HackMaster
HackMaster

Game Master
Game Master
Where's the gold that I've been after?

Game Master
Game Master
Why do the dead always rise?

Laughter
Laughter
All I hear or see is laughter

Laughter
Laughter
GM's laughing at my dice

Save me!

Attacked by giant bats
Overrun by giant rats
It must be PC hunting season

I'll hide inside this cave
I've got rations for 2 days
Hope that Owlbeast's hibernating

The GM rolls the dice
Again my PC dies
"There's no resurrecting you, when the Owlbeast is through!"

(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!

HackMaster GM
Have you no shame?
A TPK and I am to blame

They'll kick me out
Of the HMA
I've had enough HackMaster today

HackMaster
HackMaster

The screen monkey grins as I die again

HackMaster
HackMaster

(insert psychotic laughter here)

source: http://hackmasterhack.blogspot.com

* Hey, I never said it's encouraging for you guys
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2013, 11:49 »
In the same vein: I want me one of these armours...
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2013, 13:35 »
Quote from: S.K. Ren on September 30, 2013, 13:23
I'm guessing our 'savior' has a 'request' for us. Falling back a few steps he gives the Monk a light kick in the shin. "Keep yer wits to yerself. We're in a house of gawd I would assume," He mutters, glancing about at the architecture. "Until we know which one, antagonizing the clerics is a bad idea."

Might it be that you're confusing the Monk with The Handsome One (ie, Gard)?
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2013, 02:00 »
maybe... *goes to check* Oh so thats what the big blank space was. Changing post.
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2013, 02:54 »
Meet Ezmuth, my imaginary servant :)
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2013, 11:58 »
Quote from: LuckyDee on October 05, 2013, 11:57
You must have counted our money to make sure you'd have a offer we couldn't refuse.

We actually still have everything - including our money?
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2013, 12:01 »
Well technically Gard and Jasper still haven't seen their mules and gear carried by them - as it was noted - but between you and me they're safe and sound. I mean I wouldn't pull that kind of asshole move on you...

...before the game start.
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2013, 12:04 »
...in which case the robbery was a CORP set up...

I like these guys already :)
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2013, 04:04 »
I talked to shark20061 and in the end he's going to have to bow out of the game due to real life issues. Again, good luck mate.

The bad part is that it brings us under what I consider feasible survivability numbers - as a result I am afraid I'm going to have to pause the already slow start we had there until either:
a) someone else willing to participate joins us or
b) Klear gets better and reappears
Sorry :/
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Re: Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2013, 05:05 »
Drat.

Although I've no idea what you would need it for, good luck to you, shark.

I'll see what I can do to fill the void.
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