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Hackmaster 4e OOC - Skulls for the GM Shield, Kills for the TPK Throne
Malek Deneith:
--- Quote from: Malek Deneith on September 28, 2013, 02:30 ---IC post should happen somewhere today. Hopefully.
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I should've known better, I really should. Something cool and encouraging* as a penance:
--- Quote from: Hackmaster of Puppets ---It's almost time to play
After my work day
I need HackMaster destruction!
GM fills us with fear
Of the monsters closing near
Hope my crossbow won't malfunction
There's a rustling in the trees
Something grabbing at my knees
Oh no! I rolled a 2
One more crit and I'm through!
(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!
HackMaster GM
Is pulling the strings
A hobgoblin guard is eating my spleen
Firk ding blast!
Where's my magic ring?
Time to roll up another and rejoin the game
HackMaster
HackMaster
The screen monkey grins as I die again
HackMaster
HackMaster
New PC's in play
We split the party
PC's death is getting nearer
Should've played Monopoly
To avoid the misery
Chopped in half by a goblin warrior
Another PC sheet
Pen's running out of ink
I'll add a quirk or two
Which skill should I improve?
(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!
HackMaster GM's
Morale-checking again
I just lost all of my hirelings
My torch went out
I can't see a thing
In a bottomless pit they can't hear my screams
HackMaster
HackMaster
The screen monkey grins as I die again
HackMaster
HackMaster
Game Master
Game Master
Where's the gold that I've been after?
Game Master
Game Master
Why do the dead always rise?
Laughter
Laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter
Laughter
GM's laughing at my dice
Save me!
Attacked by giant bats
Overrun by giant rats
It must be PC hunting season
I'll hide inside this cave
I've got rations for 2 days
Hope that Owlbeast's hibernating
The GM rolls the dice
Again my PC dies
"There's no resurrecting you, when the Owlbeast is through!"
(chorus)
PCs die faster
When you play HackMaster
Total party disaster
When you play HackMaster
HackMaster!
HackMaster GM
Have you no shame?
A TPK and I am to blame
They'll kick me out
Of the HMA
I've had enough HackMaster today
HackMaster
HackMaster
The screen monkey grins as I die again
HackMaster
HackMaster
(insert psychotic laughter here)
source: http://hackmasterhack.blogspot.com
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* Hey, I never said it's encouraging for you guys
LuckyDee:
In the same vein: I want me one of these armours...
LuckyDee:
--- Quote from: S.K. Ren on September 30, 2013, 13:23 ---I'm guessing our 'savior' has a 'request' for us. Falling back a few steps he gives the Monk a light kick in the shin. "Keep yer wits to yerself. We're in a house of gawd I would assume," He mutters, glancing about at the architecture. "Until we know which one, antagonizing the clerics is a bad idea."
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Might it be that you're confusing the Monk with The Handsome One (ie, Gard)?
S.K. Ren:
maybe... *goes to check* Oh so thats what the big blank space was. Changing post.
LuckyDee:
Meet Ezmuth, my imaginary servant :)
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