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Author Topic: [E|Standard|0%|YASD] - The Worst Gamer in the World: Newbie Novisson  (Read 2059 times)

Arron Syaoran

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Note: I did this on purpose. I don't really suck that bad. But Newbie Novisson does. I can't believe you can't score lower than 500 points.
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 DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Newbie Novisson,
 level 1 Hell Baron Major Marine,
 was shot by a former sergeant at the Phobos base.
 He survived 1311 turns and scored 500 points.
 He played for 40 seconds.
 He was too young to die!

 He killed 0 out of 4 hellspawn. (0%)
 Poor pacifist, didn't even get a single kill...

-- Special levels --------------------------------------------

  Levels generated : 7
  Levels visited   : 0
  Levels completed : 0

-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  None

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 0/70   Experience 0/1
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

  Class : Marine

    Ironman          (Level 1)

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   pistol (2d4) [6/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   nothing

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] 10mm ammo (x40)
    [b] small med-pack
    [c] small med-pack

-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------

    None

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------


-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 1 he finally was shot by a former sergeant.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You are hit!
 You are hit!
 The former human reloads his pistol.
 You are hit!
 You are hit!
 The former human reloads his pistol.
 You are hit!
 You are hit!
 Boom!
 The former human misses you.
 The former human misses you.
 You open the door.
 You close the door.
 You open the door.
 The former sergeant reloads his shotgun.
 You die!... Press <Enter>...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 319 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 282 of those were killed.
 2 of those were killed by something unknown.
 5 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 16 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 14 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
 2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 11 killed the bitch and survived.
 1 showed that it can outsmart Hell itself.

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Was forced to discard my Moustache, long hair and Bandana when I joined the UAC.
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Poor Newbie. He thought it was a realtime game, and held down the arrow keys.
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This is actually Newbie's worst in DoomRL. He's done better, but not much better. He still can't get past Phobos Anomaly on ITYTD, but at least he made it to Phobos Anomaly once. I even still have the mortem if you guys are interested.
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Hell Baron Major(0.9.9.7G)
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