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DoomRL => Discussion => Topic started by: Nameless on March 14, 2011, 08:25

Title: I <3 combat shotguns
Post by: Nameless on March 14, 2011, 08:25
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Everything's easier when knocked back some!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Turning those enemies from death to fun!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Reloading speedier, much less per one!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Firing quintuplet before we're done!

Oh combat shotty, why can't you see
I need you in my inventory
From corner shots to scouting blindly
With you I feel safe, relatively

(Chorus)

Oh combat shotty, what would I do
Using a standard shotgun not you
Drop-off is killing demons but few
Forget this weapon, time for one new

(Chorus)

Oh combat shotty, where are you spied?
I need your pellets in hell knight hide
You'd save on med packs that I'm supplied
How about this door?

You open the door.
 The imp fires! You dodge! The barrel explodes! The barrel explodes! The
 barrel explodes! You hear the scream of a freed soul! Boom!

NM, I died.



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Title: Re: I <3 combat shotguns
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on March 14, 2011, 11:06
:D
Title: Re: I <3 combat shotguns
Post by: ParaSait on March 14, 2011, 11:48
B-side of the single:

Red ar-mor, red ar-mor,.....

:P
Title: Re: I <3 combat shotguns
Post by: mcz117chief on March 14, 2011, 15:58
I couldnt agree more, combat shotgun ftw :)
Title: Re: I <3 combat shotguns
Post by: thelaptop on March 14, 2011, 16:54
lol wut?

Very nice little ditty!  =D