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Title: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Melon on April 27, 2009, 15:03
... you can only go downstairs, never up
... you flip the lightswitch and your room is suddenly filled with lava
... you want to check what you have in your shoolpack you press 'e'
... you check at which level person died when visiting the cemetary
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on April 27, 2009, 15:12
... If someone makes you angry, your environment turns red and you can't run anymore
... You have a manic fear for the letter V
... Leave trails of pistols, hoping to lure other people
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Visalos on April 28, 2009, 00:59
you bump into doors, thinking they will open when you do.

you strafe around your fellow pedestrians.

you eat any blue, yellow, pink, red, or white candy you find lying around.

you beat Angel of Berserk.

you get kicked out of a party for blowing the keg away with a shotgun.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: skarczew on April 28, 2009, 02:21
you beat Angel of Berserk.
You beat AoB on UV, with Knife as an only weapon.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Silhar on May 07, 2009, 13:40
...opening an empty lunchbox/schoolpack gives you a feeling of deja vu.
...you feel anxious when visiting gas station, and try to avoid touching anything. ("...that gasoline smell, oh hell.")
...you get a "there's something really valuable here !" message when entering the kitchen.
...you are sure that churches (especially cathedrals) are filled with lost souls. And when you see a priest, you start screaming and run or look for a chainsaw. Or a spear.
...you steal Malek's clothes. He's not very happy with that, I suppose.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Dervis on May 14, 2009, 04:02
... you only dress in Red clothes because it offers more protection.
... you agree when your father asks you to prune the trees just so you can hold the chainsaw.
... your vision goes red when you do.
... you win a game of darts and think it's all thanks to taking that level of Eagle Eye earlier.
... you hear of the news about a triggerhappy cop and you think there are much better traits to choose out there.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Melon on May 18, 2009, 05:46
I really play too much DoomRL.

On Saturday I went to my mother's friend to mow the lawn. So I took my jeep, put the lawnmower (running on gas) in and off we go. When I got there I was mowing the lawn for nearly an hour. After I finished, I put the lawnmower back to the jeep. I talked to a little to my mother's friend an little and went back to the jeep. I must have accidently spilled some gasoline in the jeep. So when I opened the door the jeep I thought:

"What's that smell? Gasoline? Oh hell"

I really, really should stop playing DoomRL...
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: metroidRL on May 18, 2009, 08:35
... you think that white clothes sucks
... green stuff is "really valuable"
... you think that yellow weapons have more...bullets/firing speed/reloading speed/more capacity of modding

Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Generic on May 27, 2009, 03:40
... you believe that buying a new backpack will allow you to hold more stuff you don't really need, but hoard "just in case."
... you believe that you never have to manually reload your shotgun because Shottyman will do it all for you
... and when you get pwned you say "wtf Kornel needs to fix that!"
... you apply for a woodcutter (or whatever it's called) job just so you can go "BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and act like you're near invincible.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on May 27, 2009, 03:52
Heh, the following is possibily a spoiler so..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
... You search for "Megasphere" on EBay to buy it as a collector's item
... You constantly keep turning around so you could see everything around you
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Toan on June 27, 2009, 01:22

... You search for "Megasphere" on EBay to buy it as a collector's item


i've got a screenie, who wants it? bidding starts at $0.05! :)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Generic on June 27, 2009, 14:54
Ummm...
I bid one Trigun!
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: MegaMad on June 27, 2009, 20:00
I bet 20 bars of fake gold.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Silhar on June 28, 2009, 03:57
I bid a ticket to Hell's Arena !
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on June 28, 2009, 05:32
Haha, you fools! Do you people really still believe in Megasphere? That's an urban legend, you should know that!
And that screenie is prolly faked, just like those Nessie pics :>
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Generic on June 28, 2009, 20:50
:O
NO U
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Floyd on August 17, 2009, 02:34
I must have accidently spilled some gasoline in the jeep. So when I opened the door the jeep I thought:

"What's that smell? Gasoline? Oh hell"

I really, really should stop playing DoomRL...

I play it alot too, few days back, I was at the gas station and someone at the other pump fumbled a bit and spilled some on the ground. A brief moment later I thought: "What's that smell? Gasoline? Oh hell"

In general I play WAY too much normal Doom/Doom II etc. too.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Madtrixr on October 02, 2009, 18:07
You know you play too much DoomRL when you bring a chainsaw to a fistfight.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: raekuul on October 13, 2009, 18:34
You know you play too much DooM RL when you go to play regular Doom and keep wondering what the hell happened to the inventory screen.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Silhar on October 14, 2009, 01:08
You know you play too much DoomRL when you...

...feel insecure visiting a theatre/stadium and not having a flak jacket, a shotgun and a few scraps of bandage. Or, if it's a big stadium, a nuke and steroid pills.

...see red dots, red dots everywhere ! Aaaargh !

...feel excited when you visit big cemetaries.

...can't carry colorful sweets, you must consume'em right away. And you feel impure doing so.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: raekuul on October 14, 2009, 06:07
You play too much DooMRL when you can no longer tell the difference between Angel of Impatience and Regular Doom. (Except that Regular Doom is easier, so...)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 14, 2009, 07:09
You know you play too much DooMRL when:
 
-someone loads up Doom and you say "The hell?! Pictures?!"
-when you play any Doom, you see it in ASCII, Matrix style.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Dogbreath on October 19, 2009, 23:06
The other day I was playing DoomRL and I thought "man, it'd be cool if someone made a 3D version of this... oh, wait..."
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Madtrixr on October 20, 2009, 13:01
The other day I was playing DoomRL and I thought "man, it'd be cool if someone made a 3D version of this... oh, wait..."

No, an ACTUAL 3D version of Doom RL would be SWEET.

It would be even better if Kornel met JC and suggested it to him, or something, and he actually did it.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Madtrixr on November 06, 2009, 13:04
You know you play too much DoomRL when the Base Entrence level music gets stuck in your head.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ZZ on November 07, 2009, 14:47
... you think you're an Angel of Haste while stepping stairs skipping one.
... you think the air is really humid in bathroom
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Floyd on November 08, 2009, 04:54
Or when youre at a party and hear words about lava in a song, you IMMEDIATELY step off the floor and think about a lever flooding the place with lava.

Been there. I need to play something else obviously :D
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Madtrixr on November 16, 2009, 20:56
You know you play too much DoomRL if you save all of your mortems in a folder called "Arlington" (Sorry, America reference.)

I keep mine in a folder labeled "DoomRL Mortems" and have them sorted by versions.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: raekuul on November 17, 2009, 06:04
I'll do you one better.

I was asked to give a speech to the Middle Childhood Education majors. I ended up telling them that they needed to have sharp eyes, good intuition, and a hair-trigger temper.

I'm not allowed to give speeches to the MCE majors anymore.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ZZ on November 19, 2009, 05:49
Recently played Doom. As always used shotgun. Really anoying when your DooMRL instincts say you to reload your shotgun. Tried 4 times to reload shotgun, 1 time a pistol and some times to reload chaingun after a shot.
Don't play doom if you play too much DooMRL.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 19, 2009, 06:21
..when you realized that you have a mod that makes Doom ASCII.. those monsters may look non-threatening now, but you'll still be pissed off when a large "C" takes you down on multiple levels.

Don't play doom if you play too much DooMRL.
Don't know about you, but I'm good with Doom even after all my DoomRL-ing :P
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Melon on November 19, 2009, 07:40
You play too much DooMRL when you see some random guy jumping around and you tell him "That's so undoomish!"
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 19, 2009, 23:08
You play too much DooMRL when you see some random guy jumping around and you tell him "That's so undoomish!"
Brilliant!
/me buys Melon a beer
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Melon on November 20, 2009, 00:32
Brilliant!
/me buys Melon a beer
/me enjoys the Sparkling Ale...
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: leonresevil2 on December 02, 2009, 19:03
... you go to pick up something just out of reach, and hear "But there is nothing here!"
... you move barrels by running into them with your body.
... you can't pull said barrels.
... you are extremely near-sighted, but can see all around you.
... you hate all letters to death, and love symbols. The number zero... it depends on the circumstances.

... and, you brag to your friends how your game's 0.9.x is cooler than their favored 1.0 and 2.0 games. (no insult to this game, I actually favor DoomRL to anything else right now, which surprises me. I never imagined a shooter could be like this)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: skarczew on December 10, 2009, 00:59
...you realize it is almost 3 a.m. and you need to wake up at 7 a.m. to go to work.

Dang, I am sleepy :( .
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on December 10, 2009, 01:13
...when you see a bright green plank lying at an angle to you, and you pick it up, either:
a) start zerking, screaming for blood.
b) donning a butcher's apron, dashing around killing people, and demanding a free swing for every kill.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: leonresevil2 on December 18, 2009, 20:55
... your girlfriend is jealous of the game. Sad but true.
... when things are not going according to hopes and plans, you look to the letters Q and Y. ;)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Drone on January 09, 2010, 10:10
you buy a gun and then stand in doorways firing directly left and right without looking, waiting for the sound that indicates theres a baron of hell in the corner. When someone askes what you are doing you reply "it's okay, I've got ammochain"
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on January 09, 2010, 11:19
...you hear "son of a bitch" and immediately think "damn +1 damage there".
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on January 10, 2010, 06:59
... you expect a badge for everything you achieve in your life.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: leonresevil2 on January 23, 2010, 21:42
... you expect a badge for everything you achieve in your life.

haha, or a medal. Of course, I think the Badges are less addicting that Achievements and Trophies on console games.

... you think of The Wall and scoff when someone says "The grass is always greener on the other side".
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Game Hunter on March 22, 2010, 20:23
...you see the lightning flash and think "OH SNAP IT'S A NUKE"
...you look for a homing phase device for a quick trip down the stairs
...ketchup and mustard on a burger remind you of lava
...you get nervous whenever the letters show up on Sesame Street

That first one just happened to me, so...yeah.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: mrsmiley381 on March 23, 2010, 13:22
..you lie down to sleep and music runs through your mind and you start planning your next run.

It happened to me.  I'm terrified and concerned I won't complete my homework tonight.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Angles of death on April 05, 2010, 05:17
You Use voodoo in a failed attempt to make a megasphere
You get called a son of a bitch and you think it's a compliment
You get into a gunfight with the cops and wonder why your shotgun isn't auto reloading After all you know you picked the shottyman trait.
It's your birthday.....you ask for a plasmagun
And a Red armor
You see someone walk past with green clothes,you kill them and take their precious armour!
Your kid is watching sesame street It says "today's episode is brought to you by the letter V"So you blast the absolute fu*k out of the tv
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Nameless on March 22, 2011, 01:06
Yes, this inevitable topic.

1. Your stomach gurgles and you think "Imp!".
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Tavana on March 22, 2011, 05:10
You know you play too much DoomRL when you know of this thread. (http://forum.chaosforge.org/index.php/topic,1928.0.html)

Sadly, it's gone inactive, and is locked. =/
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on March 22, 2011, 07:55
... you are afraid of cows because they sound so much like cyberdemon.
... you commit a murder, and flood the room with water to try to dispose of the body.
... you think you found a rare item when you discovered a chainsaw in your dad's shed.
... you go out LARPing doom-style.
... you win 3 diamond badges in one run. (:D)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: UltimateChaos on March 22, 2011, 10:28
You always open doors while standing to the side of them.

At night when you need to use the bathroom and can't see, you fire your shotgun the entire way there.

When you stay up past 4 AM playing Doom RL
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Tuomari Jim on March 22, 2011, 10:37
... hearing the song 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm' makes you uneasy (with a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there...).
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Cirrus on March 22, 2011, 12:41
I spilled gasoline on myself last night.  I didn't tighten the cap all the way down before going to bed :/
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Simon-v on March 22, 2011, 13:15
You always open doors while standing to the side of them.

As a martial arts instructor, i consider this to be more of a "best practice" than a sign of anything.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on March 22, 2011, 17:16
Merged for great justice.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: raekuul on March 22, 2011, 20:38
...you start imagining little green question marks when you hear something moving around that you can't see.

...you look for ways to make your work boots into Gravity Boots.

...you wonder why your Moogle Gunner/Gadgeteer doesn't carry around heavy ordinance.

...you wonder why said Moogle doesn't mod his pistol into a hyperblaster.

...you wonder why said Moogle doesn't just take a level in Badass.

...taking a level in Badass actually means something useful.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Angles of death on April 27, 2011, 21:01
You see a ^ and you think "OMG! A POWERUP!"

Your grandfather dies and you wonder why he has no mortem file.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Kg on April 27, 2011, 23:40
... you always wonder why you didn't have the chance to choose your name and spawn point in the time of your birth.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Kamikaze14 on April 28, 2011, 07:35
You regularly quote the trait flavor text before finding out it's from a comic.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Brewtal Legend on May 08, 2011, 19:04
(http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt51/Brewtal_Legend/paperdoomrl.jpg)

When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on May 08, 2011, 19:56
When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.
OMG.

Wow.  Just wow.  So is that a Baron or a Hell Knight there?
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: MaiZure on May 08, 2011, 20:27
When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.

I just wish my Doomguy had that kind of LOS!
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shoop da Whoop on May 08, 2011, 20:44
That's tracking map, obviously.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Brewtal Legend on May 08, 2011, 22:15
Quote
So is that a Baron or a Hell Knight there?

Lol. Didn't think that far ahead. Your pick I guess.

Anyone else's guess what the weapon, armor, zombies, power up, liquid (slime, lava, or water), or type of barrels those are in the picture too.

Only thing for certain is the walls, doors, lost souls, imp, demon, and nuke.

I was working out some math problems on paper and just drew a commercial at symbol or no real reason. Then started thinking of rogue and made some walls, then started thinking of doomrl and put in the rest. 
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on May 09, 2011, 23:47
...you demand that the new DoomRL comics have ASCII comics instead of drawn stuff because the former is more DoomRLish than the latter.

=P
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Brewtal Legend on May 10, 2011, 08:08
Quote
...you demand that the new DoomRL comics have ASCII comics instead of drawn stuff because the former is more DoomRLish than the latter.

Haha.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Angles of death on May 14, 2011, 01:21
You know you play too much DooMRL when you see somebody write a blue % and you scream "GET AWAY FROM THERE! IT'S A NUKE! RUN!!"
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shoop da Whoop on May 14, 2011, 05:24
But... It should be dark-red 0!
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Angles of death on May 14, 2011, 06:26
But... It should be dark-red 0!
When you see a dark red 0 you scream "IT'S TOO LATE! YOU ACTIVATED THE NUKE!"
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: General Patton on June 18, 2011, 19:12
...Hell's Armory runs out of new schematics.

...the Cyberdemon thinks you're a secret bonus boss because he always dies in a random nuclear explosion and can't remember the last time he actually fought you.

...they've stopped rebuilding The Wall and just leave a gift-wrapped backpack next to the stairs.

...in the Lava Pits all the lava has moved onto the walls and ceiling because it's tired of seeing the message "Argh!!! DoomGuy!"

...in the City of Skulls, the Lost Souls live in constant fear because the weather forecast is always the same, torrential rockets with a chance of ammochain.

...the Angel of Death has to call you and ask if he can borrow YOUR scythe.

...the monsters have a nursery rhyme called The Three Little Vaults, and the most well known line is "He huffed and he puffed and he blew their vaults up."

...JC has run out of Barons of Hell to summon and now resorts to hiding in the corner.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Silhar on June 19, 2011, 05:33
ROFL!
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shoop da Whoop on June 19, 2011, 05:44
...you break the game and replace all the demons with their nightmare versions.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on June 19, 2011, 07:57
Patton wins this thread.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on June 19, 2011, 08:13
Wait, General Patton is a kitty who wins the whole ball of thread?

:3
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: General Patton on June 19, 2011, 13:57
I am honored to accept this ball of thread.
:3
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Ander Hammer on June 19, 2011, 22:44
You know you play too much DoomRL when you take up Doom again and start thinking in terms of RL game mechanics, like 'tactical defense'.

And you find yourself surprised that enemies don't make the 'hurt' sound every time they're hit, and when they die.

Multiple times.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Silhar on June 21, 2011, 13:27
...you watch Trigun and go "what the hell, such a nasty ripoff!".
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shinji_Ikari_9th on June 27, 2011, 09:19
you start playing by 'THE DOOM CODE'...
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shinji_Ikari_9th on June 27, 2011, 09:33
...Hell's Armory runs out of new schematics.

...the Cyberdemon thinks you're a secret bonus boss because he always dies in a random nuclear explosion and can't remember the last time he actually fought you.

...they've stopped rebuilding The Wall and just leave a gift-wrapped backpack next to the stairs.

...in the Lava Pits all the lava has moved onto the walls and ceiling because it's tired of seeing the message "Argh!!! DoomGuy!"

...in the City of Skulls, the Lost Souls live in constant fear because the weather forecast is always the same, torrential rockets with a chance of ammochain.

...the Angel of Death has to call you and ask if he can borrow YOUR scythe.

...the monsters have a nursery rhyme called The Three Little Vaults, and the most well known line is "He huffed and he puffed and he blew their vaults up."

...JC has run out of Barons of Hell to summon and now resorts to hiding in the corner.

(ROF)^(LOL)=ROFLOL
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on June 27, 2011, 12:07
(ROF)^(LOL)=ROFLOL
Actually that would be ROFL2O
:P
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Shoop da Whoop on June 27, 2011, 12:13
But this multiplication can be non-commutative!

Back to the topic:
...when Kornel names diffictulty after you in next release.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: General Patton on June 27, 2011, 12:18
What is the definite integral of LOL from R to F with respect to O?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: thelaptop on June 27, 2011, 18:19
Guys, you didn't say the type of algebraic system we are playing with.  For all you know, multiplication is not commutative, so LOL != L2O./me runs and hides

...when you start to forget what "doom-ish" means.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Melon on June 28, 2011, 00:36
... Leave trails of pistols, hoping to lure other people

This doesn't work anymore ):
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Deathwind on June 28, 2011, 01:39
When you consider starting a new web comic for doomrl similar to this http://angband.calamarain.net/view.php?date=2005-12-30
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ParaSait on June 28, 2011, 07:08
... If doomrl.exe is autorun when you log in to your computer.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: Angles of death on June 28, 2011, 07:48
You REFUSE to play Nethack as it is SUCH a Doomrl clone.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: General Patton on July 13, 2011, 16:23
You YASD in Nethack because you kept trying to sidestep a wand of cold.
R.I.P. chaotic human monk.
Title: Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
Post by: ZicherCZ on July 14, 2011, 04:03
...Hell's Armory runs out of new schematics.

...the Cyberdemon thinks you're a secret bonus boss because he always dies in a random nuclear explosion and can't remember the last time he actually fought you.

...they've stopped rebuilding The Wall and just leave a gift-wrapped backpack next to the stairs.

...in the Lava Pits all the lava has moved onto the walls and ceiling because it's tired of seeing the message "Argh!!! DoomGuy!"

...in the City of Skulls, the Lost Souls live in constant fear because the weather forecast is always the same, torrential rockets with a chance of ammochain.

...the Angel of Death has to call you and ask if he can borrow YOUR scythe.

...the monsters have a nursery rhyme called The Three Little Vaults, and the most well known line is "He huffed and he puffed and he blew their vaults up."

...JC has run out of Barons of Hell to summon and now resorts to hiding in the corner.

/me nearly fell down from a chair.
Afterwards, colleagues came.
They nearly fell down as well.
 

Great one, General sir!