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Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on February 12, 2006, 13:46

It is not a secret, that most servers store the search queries that led people to them. I recently took a look on the search strings that led people to chaosforge.org and it's subdomains (most notably doom.chaosforge.org and doomforum.chaosforge.org). Some of the queries were so hilarious, that I wanted to share them with you :-). Here are the best ones IMHO (format #rank hits percentage searchstring):

Jan 2006:
#7    3    2.59%    10mm ammunition
#8    2    1.72%    6d3 gun
#9    2    1.72%    bfg9000
#10    2    1.72%    doomrl difficult
#11    2    1.72%    how levers help work
#15    1    0.86%    10mm ammo
#17    1    0.86%    angband inventory
#18    1    0.86%    bb chaingun
#20    1    0.86%    deathes from acid

Feb 2006:
#5    5    3.82%    thermonuclear bomb
#7    2    1.53%    ammo reloading tricks
#8    2    1.53%    bfg 9000
#9    2    1.53%    doom christian allegory
#12    2    1.53%    plasma rifle tricks
#13    1    0.76%    10mm ammo
#14    1    0.76%    bilateral thinking puzzles
#17    1    0.76%    combat shotgun forum
#19    1    0.76%    doom as a christian allegory

Vote on your favourite! ^_^

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Obscillesk on February 12, 2006, 17:15

I'd have to say Doom as a Christian allegory, thats just great :)

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on February 12, 2006, 19:40

Ironically enough thats how Doom started..

Combat shotgun forum? Now thats just wierd

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on February 12, 2006, 22:18

How levers help work? That one hardly makes sence... unless they ment how levers help in workplace situations, which brings up point 2. Why did they click a doomRL forum link if that's the only thing they could be searching for?

Deaths from acid? I didn't know people researched that... O_o

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: JimmyJ on February 14, 2006, 00:38

Quoting: Kornel Kisielewicz

thermonuclear bomb

Now WHY are people searching for this???? <_< >_< >_>

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on February 14, 2006, 03:52

Some Lybian Terrorists are searching for a mad scientest to build them a bomb, Little do they know the scientist will instead build a time machine and because of said time machine they will shoot the scientist, Who will actually be wearing a bullet proof vest because he had invented the time machine.

In short - I dont know

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on February 14, 2006, 06:53

Quoting: Anticheese

Now that's thinking ahead.

10mm ammo also sounds a little weird. If you want to buy ammo, go to ebay. They sell everything from air guitars to babies.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on February 14, 2006, 09:11

Quoting: Thomas

babies.

No kidding?

You can actually sell babies on Ebay?

But for the love of me, I cannot figure out why chaosforge.org and its subsidiaries would be found by someone searching "Angband Inventory"
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Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on February 15, 2006, 10:57

Quoting: Anticheese

Quoting: Thomas
babies.

No kidding?

You can actually sell babies on Ebay?

But for the love of me, I cannot figure out why chaosforge.org and its subsidiaries would be found by someone searching "Angband Inventory"

Well that was exaggerating, but the air guitar part is true.

I heard a rumor that someone sold a child on ebay...

Note to self: Google for "funny ebay auctions"

EDIT: No, they don't sell babies. But maybe you'll be interested in a certificate of good karma? (Can't use link for some reason, just search Ebay for it)

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Obscillesk on February 23, 2006, 22:01

Guy sold his best friend a while ago on Ebay

and someone sold their soul a long time ago (supposedly he died in a car accident the next day)

and the infamous kidney

Oh, and most people don't know it but people were selling shuttle heat plates from the shuttle that went down over Texas. The government was removing them as quickly as they came up, but Farkers got a lot of links and saved em so... yeah

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: jake250 on February 24, 2006, 14:11

Quoting: Obscillesk

Guy sold his best friend a while ago on Ebay

and someone sold their soul a long time ago (supposedly he died in a car accident the next day)

and the infamous kidney

You're kidding, right?

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on February 24, 2006, 14:17

Quoting: jake250

You're kidding, right?

Duh, guess he's not -- it reminds me of one time when there was a scandal that one girl was selling hir virginity on an auction ^_^.

P.S. Wow, three members on-line! That didn't happen for a long time now :]

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: JimmyJ on February 26, 2006, 01:49

lol, selling her virginity?? instead of e-mail, its e-prostitution?

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on February 27, 2006, 03:54

Not as crazy as it sounds, Some 8 year olds were selling World of Warcraft cybersex for 30 USD an hour.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on February 28, 2006, 03:16

Quoting: Anticheese

Not as crazy as it sounds, Some 8 year olds were selling World of Warcraft cybersex for 30 USD an hour.

Quoted for Emphasis

How to make $300 dollars a day:

1. Make a female character in WoW
2. Sell cyber for 15 bucks an hour
3. Make 300 bucks because you could easily find 20 ****ing pervs a day.

You could make 1000 a day if it there was a modification which allowed you to have no underp... *shot*

*I come back to life and see an angry man with a shotgun*

*Long pause*

*I decide to get back on topic*

Quoting: Obscillesk

and someone sold their soul a long time ago (supposedly he died in a car accident the next day)

Woah, that's freaky. Could they laugh while souless?

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on February 28, 2006, 08:31

Quoting: Thomas

You could make 1000 a day if it there was a modification which allowed you to have no underpants

There is such a mod out there.

And no, I have never used it, I dont even play WoW.

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Quoting: Thomas

Woah, that's freaky. Could they laugh while souless?

Yep, Laughter may be the language of the soul*, But evil laughter is the language of malice.

The real challenge is getting through the automatic doors.

*Q'd from the simpsons episode where bart sells his soul.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on March 01, 2006, 04:48

Quoting: Anticheese

Quoting: Thomas
You could make 1000 a day if it there was a modification which allowed you to have no underpants

There is such a mod out there.

And no, I have never used it, I dont even play WoW.

I NEVER SAID SUCH A THING! I was shot, then came to life.

*Looks at bottom part of quote*

You know what, I really wanna be surprised, but I can't.

Quoting: Anticheese

I've seen that episode, in english AND in german! *gasp*

Kornel, when can you get the march ones? There might be good ones in there too. :P

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on March 01, 2006, 04:58

Quoting: Thomas

You know what, I really wanna be surprised, but I can't.

If you must know, It was showcased on the Weebls-Stuff "Look what I found on the interweb" forums.

And it came with vidio.

That I did not see past 10 seconds.

Honest.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on March 01, 2006, 05:05

Quoting: Anticheese

If you must know, It was showcased on the Weebls-Stuff "Look what I found on the interweb" forums

Oh. Well has it been confirmed by somthing else? Coz, you know... it's a weeblism, you can't ALWAYS trust them, (although they are oftenly true)

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on March 01, 2006, 06:15

Dude..

This was about a year ago.

Dont push your luck.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on March 02, 2006, 00:12

Quoting: Anticheese

Dude..

This was about a year ago.

Dont push your luck.

Ooooohh...

No chance in hell of finding another source huh?

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on March 02, 2006, 03:54

Try googling something on the lines of "World of warcraft nude mod vidio"

I take no responsibility for the results of that search.

Or for a more safer option, Try asking on the WS forum.

Ok enough about this topic.

Please.

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Obscillesk on March 02, 2006, 15:33

One more on that, Break.com has the video for a fact (that place sucks me in once in a while) though http://www.break.com/index/wowporn.html is far far more funny, and doesn't bother featuring cartoon nudity

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on March 02, 2006, 19:45

Quoting: Obscillesk

Oh yeah, I love that one ^_^. Here's a Google Video link (I much prefer that source).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on March 02, 2006, 21:03

Quoting: Kornel Kisielewicz

Oh yeah, I love that one ^_^

*snigger*

Sorry that it turned into a full scale thread derailing :-$

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Thomas on March 03, 2006, 00:41

Quoting: Anticheese

Sorry that it turned into a full scale thread derailing :-$

You're a moderator! How could you possibly start a *shot*

*Comes back to life*

I said how could you poss *bricked*

I *has a TV thrown at me*[/offtopic]

So anyway, can you tell us if anything funny comes up in March?

Title: Funny : Google Search Queries
Post by: Anticheese on March 03, 2006, 04:00

Quoting: Thomas

[/offtopic]

HTML>BBCode

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Quoting: Thomas

*Comes back to life*

I said how could you poss *bricked*

I *has a TV thrown at me*[/offtopic]

Quite easily..

Besides, You know nothing of evil moderators. Trust me, I know from experience (And I was the guy getting the wrong end of the stick)

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Quoting: Thomas

So anyway, can you tell us if anything funny comes up in March?

Yes, I hope so too, it was quit funny to see how DoomRL pops up on google..

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