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Title: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Smiley on April 11, 2009, 08:39
Rules are simple, a poster wishes and the next one corrupts his wish in anyway possible. The only rule to that is that the wish must be corrupted with realistic means (i.e. a wish for an chicken egg will get you an spoiled chicken egg...). Other than that... have fun.

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I wish... for a spoon.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Visalos on April 11, 2009, 10:34
"There is no spoon, mortal..." The magic fails.

EDIT: I wish for blessed brutal frozen eternium two-handed swords of devastation.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Smiley on April 11, 2009, 13:00
You get the swords, but they turn out to be cheap plastic Chinese replicas...

I wish... for a fork.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on April 11, 2009, 14:38
You get forked, the child process get's killed, and you get killed by the system for allocating too much resources.

I wish... for a wish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on April 12, 2009, 00:19
Quote from: Kornel Kisielewicz on April 11, 2009, 14:38
I wish... for a wish.

You get a wishbone.

I wish for Gojira concert in Warsaw
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gradir on September 22, 2009, 13:15
Quote from: Melon on April 12, 2009, 00:19
I wish for Gojira concert in Warsaw
A voice in your head giggles...
You get a Boys concert in Kraków. And you MUST come.

I wish for a truly great 3d survival-themed cRPG set in early-medieval eastern Europe.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gargulec on September 22, 2009, 13:16
You get Tibia.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 23, 2009, 11:59
Since you didn't wish for anything, you get Tibia as well.

I wish... for a peace of mind.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on September 23, 2009, 12:56
You get a chunk of brain. Your brain. Hope you weren't too attached to that bit.

I wish for cheaper Games Workshop models.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 23, 2009, 13:24
The models are now free... too bad they don't work.

I wish... for...

ellipses...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ntc on September 23, 2009, 14:07
Quote from: raekuul on September 23, 2009, 13:24
I wish... for...

ellipses...

You get ovals.

I wish for... Kornel to release something to the public...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 23, 2009, 14:28
He has just released his hounds to bite you.

I wish for silence.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on September 23, 2009, 14:48
You go deaf.

I wish someone would hurry up and kill off Varian and Garrosh in WoW...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Passionario on September 23, 2009, 15:49
Granted. Microsoft buys out Blizzard from Vivendi, kills off Garrosh and Varian, and replaces them with Office Assistants (paperclip for Alliance, dot for the Horde).

[paradox] I wish that my wish would remain ungranted. [/paradox]
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on September 23, 2009, 16:09
The universe implodes because of the paradox. Good going.

(And for the record: paperclip and dot would be an improvement.)

I wish for warmer weather.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ntc on September 23, 2009, 17:33
You get global warming.

I wish for pluto to be a planet again...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 24, 2009, 10:08
Your planet gets nuked with plutonium.

I wish my headache was gone.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ParaSait on September 24, 2009, 10:20
The nerves in your brain disappear. You fall on the ground, lifeless.

I wish I was old enough to donate to chaosforge :)
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 24, 2009, 11:26
Time rushes forward and finally you are old enough to donate. Unfortunately, world economy has collapsed few months ago.

I wish everything was clear and simple.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ntc on September 24, 2009, 15:40
You get death.

I wish for Windows 7's success.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on September 24, 2009, 17:39
You get Vista.

I wish I had a unique, for once.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ntc on September 24, 2009, 17:56
You get the butcher's cleaver on an AoMr run.

I wish for a million bucks...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on September 24, 2009, 20:27
The earth turns into a sun. You burn to death.

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Passionario on September 25, 2009, 01:01
Quote from: ntc on September 24, 2009, 17:56
I wish for a million bucks...

A million bureaucrats pass you the buck. Have fun with all the paperwork.

Quote from: Kornel Kisielewicz on September 24, 2009, 20:27
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner...

You receive an opportunity to travel into the past and tell your past self about how wonderful his life is.
Predictably enough, your younger version completely ignores your wisdom. Kids those days...

I wish for borogoves to be slightly less mimsy.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 26, 2009, 05:30
Accomplished, yet you accidentally get ambushed by Aces of Hearts patrol, poor soul, in which case borogoves get even more mimsy because of disappointment. You get your head cut off.

I wish I could understand the secrets of the Overbeing.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on September 26, 2009, 08:42
You do. Your sanity collapses.

I wish for DoomRL 1.0 to be finally released.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on September 26, 2009, 09:48
It is released. id Software then sues you for breach of copyright.

I wish for a bigger fish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 26, 2009, 13:47
You get a really big fish. It falls on you from the sky, the effect is similiar to typing "IDKFA" in earlier DoomRL versions. ;)

I wish they left me alone.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: metroidRL on September 26, 2009, 15:22
they left but now you are the only man in the world.... you fell lonely, nobody is gonna cook for you, nobody gonna give you money, nobody is gonna release doomrl 0.9.9 and you commit suicide

i wish i have a paypal account
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 26, 2009, 16:04
Granted. Unfortunately, the account doesn't exactly belong to you. What's more, you just have been tracked by lawkeepers. Have fun.

I wish I could look past our miserable three dimensions.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on September 26, 2009, 17:29
Granted. You see Azathoth staring back at you hungrily....

I wish there'd be more donations...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gradir on September 26, 2009, 18:59
<knock knock>
You hear a sound at your door. You curiously open em to see a group of Malysian children. You also realise there are more different people coming up the stairs. Everyone is carrying gifts - ranging from bowl of small pretty but worthless stones to heap of yellow cocoa fruits. They force their way into your house and donate it all there. You end up with hundreds of cocoa fruits that start to rot already, smell unpleasantly, attracting flies from all over the area. You also got some worthless stones and many other impractical things like pink rubber toy elephant or jammed walkman (you could sell it all for apx. 20-100$ but it would take a year) It all now lies there, thus making it impossible for you to work on DoomRL or even go to the bathroom.
I wish for a shisha
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on September 27, 2009, 00:50
You manage to look past even our four dimensions. You get quickly sucked by Void Horror.

I wish there was no caraway on bread in Cracow.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 27, 2009, 03:15
Quote from: Gradir on September 26, 2009, 18:59
I wish for a shisha

You get it. The problem is, mom knows about it. She invites her friends and they burn up all your tobacco supplies.

Quote from: Melon on September 27, 2009, 00:50
I wish there was no caraway on bread in Cracow.

Caraway gets pushed inside the cracovian bread, so it's no more on it.

I wish Dark Heresy was translated into polish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 27, 2009, 12:35
Granted, but it's not translated into Polish (human language), but into Polish (Pole language).

I wish for fish. Lotsa fish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on September 27, 2009, 16:10
A master whale appears. A meter above your head...

I wish for a ChaosForge AAA title.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 28, 2009, 01:52
The Anonymous Alcoholicus Ascendant Title is granted.

I wish mondays were banned.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 28, 2009, 14:22
Mondays are now banned. Employers now require you to work on Saturday to compensate.

I wish for *
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on September 29, 2009, 00:29
Quote from: raekuul on September 28, 2009, 14:22
Mondays are now banned. Employers now require you to work on Saturday to compensate.

I wish for *
You wish for a * and get Engelbert Humperdinck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9ecXWCBCc
You live from now on happily...

I wish for a catapult.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Sachiko on September 29, 2009, 02:36
You are catapulted out of the forums and into a pit full of hungry Trites!

I wish to be a demon.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Floyd on September 29, 2009, 03:24
Quote from: Sachiko on September 29, 2009, 02:36
You are catapulted out of the forums and into a pit full of hungry Trites!

I wish to be a demon.

You become a demon. Too bad Doomguy kill you with a chainsaw in about four seconds.

I wish a I had a new top end computer.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on September 29, 2009, 03:53
You get a computer, but you fall from the top and this is your end.

I wish for a new post in "Machine Spirit PBF"
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 29, 2009, 07:10
The new post has been launched. Unfortunately, it belongs to some spambot thingy, so is deleted in a split-second.

I wish I had 48 hours a day.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 29, 2009, 07:59
Hours are now 30 minutes long. Congratulations.

I wish that I could stop getting killed by swarms of imps on floor 3 on HMP. It's getting old.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 29, 2009, 08:54
Now you'll be getting killed by former sergeants on HMP floor two. Have fun.

I wish for a crossbow.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on September 30, 2009, 00:19
Quote from: Silhar on September 29, 2009, 08:54
Now you'll be getting killed by former sergeants on HMP floor two. Have fun.

I wish for a crossbow.
You got a giant cross on your back, which makes you bow.

I wish for chocolate.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 30, 2009, 05:57
Everything you touch turns to chocolate. And I do mean... everything.

I wish for a wall-destroying pistol unique that I don't need to hack in.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Floyd on September 30, 2009, 09:05
Quote from: raekuul on September 30, 2009, 05:57
Everything you touch turns to chocolate. And I do mean... everything.

I wish for a wall-destroying pistol unique that I don't need to hack in.

You find "The Wall Destroyer" next to the stairs to The Wall on you AoMr-run. The pistol promptly nukes the The Wall as you descend the stairs and is of no further use. I hope you were Invul. Globed.

I wish my back stopped hurting :(
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 30, 2009, 11:14
You get my cross, which makes you completely lose your back. Or at least that's what you wish for at the moment.

I wish for polish politics to be cured.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on September 30, 2009, 13:31
Phone Poles are now curteous to one another. I sure hope you didn't mean the politics of Poland.

I wish for a pet imp.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on September 30, 2009, 13:39
Pets couldn't be provided, but as a compensation, you get a pack of wild imps.

I wish kitchen renovations already came to an end.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on October 01, 2009, 00:24
The kitchen renovations came to and end. Unfortunately, the building crew was a bit drunk. How they hell did they connect gas to electric cooker?!

I wish for layered communism.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on October 01, 2009, 05:32
You get a layer of dirt, a layer of communists, a layer of dirt, a layer of communists...

I wish for more posts in the PBFs.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on October 01, 2009, 05:35
Spambots attack the PBF topics!

I wish for equilibrium.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on October 01, 2009, 05:36
You get men in black coats knocking at your door and saying you're being too emotional.

I wish... for the new MechWarrior game.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gargulec on October 01, 2009, 11:04
You get MechWarrior where you got one assault mech against pack of ten 10.000 ton Emprerror Class Titans.

I wish for my wishes coming true...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 01, 2009, 11:10
Your wishes come true. Exactly as we said they did.

I wish that clothing was aborted from time.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 02, 2009, 08:36
The clothing has been totally aborted from time. Unfortunately, this made your ancestors freeze to death. And those guys in black coats few posts up knocking at Kornel's door started feeling a bit awkward.

I wish polish postmen were good at their work.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Melon on October 05, 2009, 03:57
Quote from: Silhar on October 02, 2009, 08:36
The clothing has been totally aborted from time. Unfortunately, this made your ancestors freeze to death. And those guys in black coats few posts up knocking at Kornel's door started feeling a bit awkward.

I wish polish postmen were good at their work.
Your girl gets pregnant.

I wish for letter to be delivered on time
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Floyd on October 05, 2009, 05:24
Quote from: Melon on October 05, 2009, 03:57
Your girl gets pregnant.

I wish for letter to be delivered on time

Your letter gets delivered on time. But to a wrong address.

I wish for the next version of Doom RL to come out now :D
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 05, 2009, 05:27
You get a crashbug on startup no matter how many bugfixes/redownloads happen.

I wish for next poster .. ?
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 05, 2009, 06:57
Hi, I'm the next poster, and Cybie strapped a thermie to my back. He's got a remote detonator too. Oh, and I've got an invuln in my pocket.

I wish to know what really happened to the shoutbox. Was it lost in the SMF upgrade?

Wish to corrupt: I wish the shoutbox was back.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 05, 2009, 07:12
You get a shoutbox on your back. Now, anyone passing upon you can read about buying cheap viagra. Oh, security had to get screwed...

I wish for unlimited psi.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 05, 2009, 07:16
You get trapped in a chamber which is pressurised to unlimited Pounds per Square Inch, and you get squashed.

I wish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 05, 2009, 07:27
Your wish gets corrupted.

I wish for safety.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: metroidRL on October 05, 2009, 08:30
you feel relatively safe no- oh shit cybie is in your back pointing his RL in your head....

i wish begin invulnerable forever
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 05, 2009, 09:12
Granted, since dead can't be more dead.

I wish for a tomato.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Passionario on October 06, 2009, 02:59
Granted. *throws a tomato at Silhar's face*

I wish for a mid-air collision.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Marcello on October 06, 2009, 10:40
You jump and collide with a rocket.

I wish for piano classes.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 06, 2009, 17:54
You get piano classes, but it turns out to be classes on how to drop pianos on people, and you're the guinea pig.

I wish for MGS: Peace Walker to come out now.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Passionario on October 07, 2009, 02:07
MGS: Peace Walker is released... on a Sega Megadrive cartridge.

I wish for a gun with unlimited ammo, and a license to kill.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 07, 2009, 02:13
You obtain an unlimited ammo gun, but it misfires. Every time. It happens to be a Grenade Launcher, which explodes and kills YOU. 1 kill on your license.

I wish that I didn't have to play AoB of any difficulty to get badges.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Passionario on October 07, 2009, 02:19
You no longer have to play AoB to get badges. Instead, you have to run 5-man dungeons to acquire them. Welcome to the World of Wacraft.

Damn, now I wish Kornel made a WoWRL.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 07, 2009, 02:30
You get World of Warcraft Rougelike: MMO Edition. Same as the Normal World of Warcraft, except you cannot use anything but your fists.

I wish that I could equip Gothic Boots in my weapon slot.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tavana on October 07, 2009, 02:52
You can equip gothic boots in your weapon slot. The demons of hell think you look extra funny with boots on your hands. Your attack time and damage take a penalty of -5! Your pride takes a penalty of -10!

I wish for a corrupted wish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 07, 2009, 06:04
You can equip gothic boots in your weapon slot. The demons of hell think you look extra funny with boots on your hands. Your attack time and damage take a penalty of -5! Your pride takes a penalty of -10!

I wish for a corrupted wish that can't be filled by simply copypasting an old wish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 07, 2009, 06:33
You get Genie from Aladdin.

I wish for a cheezel.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 07, 2009, 08:30
Ooops, you get a weasel.

I wish for some pizza.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 07, 2009, 09:22
Yeah, you get some chocolate-and-fish flavour pizza. Bon appetit.

I wish my family had no debts to pay.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 07, 2009, 12:16
Their debts are gone, of course, now they have to pay the intrest...

I wish...I wish for a fish on a dish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Marcello on October 07, 2009, 13:47
You get your fish, but its still alive and fishslaps you in the face.

I wish for faster internet.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 07, 2009, 13:55
You get internet so fast your face melts.

I wish for a Dreamcast
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Aki on October 07, 2009, 15:25
You get a Cast Dream.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Marcello on October 07, 2009, 16:36
You get your wish, but it is corrupted by people on a forum.

I wish for Doom Classic to be released for the iPhone already.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 08, 2009, 08:33
You get very classic Doom RPG.

I wish for an apple pie.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 08, 2009, 09:24
You get an old, rancid apple pie, with moving things and all.

I wish for every episode of Red vs. Blue on DVD
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Marcello on October 08, 2009, 10:50
You get a 20 episode documentary DVD about the differences of the Blue and Red Algae.

I wish for... WORLD PEACE.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 08, 2009, 11:02
Thou misspelth it.

You get a piece of world. Yes, it has been torn apart.

I wish for Wisdom.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 08, 2009, 12:09
You now know everything there is to know about flossing a roosters teeth.

I wish for Dual Wielding BFGs!
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 08, 2009, 12:31
Recoil breaks your wirsts open.

I wish I could.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: metroidRL on October 09, 2009, 22:02
no you can't

i wish for something good
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 10, 2009, 03:22
You get a good headache.

I wish for a revolver.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 10, 2009, 05:50
You get a revolver... minus the chambers

I wish for money.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 11, 2009, 18:39
You get a mix of Deutschmarken, Confederate Cash, Zimbabwean dollars, and 4/9ths of a $100 Bill (in USD)

I wish Miley Cyrus could actually sing, so that me ears don't bleed every day when my Sister watches her shows.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 19, 2009, 10:55
Okay, Miley Cyrus can sing and not make your ears bleed. She uses her talents to sing a cover of "Never gonna give up" by Rick Astley.

I wish I was not in charge of learning french.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 19, 2009, 14:40
Alright, You're now in charge of learning every language that ever exsisted on the face of the planet, including Klingon.

I wish I had a Railgun...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 19, 2009, 15:56
/me hands you a pistol with hex values of (lessee if I can remember this):

06 00 06 00 (6 loaded / 6 max ammo / 0 to hit bonus)
11 00 01 00 (Projectile Mode 17 (Railgun) / Splash of 0 / 1 Shot per Round

/me wishes he would remember to make wishes
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 21, 2009, 12:09
He does. He really does.

I wish for a more comfortable bed.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ParaSait on October 21, 2009, 12:34
Quote from: Silhar on October 21, 2009, 12:09
I wish for a more comfortable bed.
The mattress is só soft that you fall through your bed during your sleep and get hurt.

I wish I knew how to play AoB properly.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tavana on October 23, 2009, 04:34
Quote from: Mrazerty on October 21, 2009, 12:34
I wish I knew how to play AoB properly.
You know how to play AoB properly. You still die. And die. And die.

I wish I had a sister.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 23, 2009, 06:22
You have a sister.. it's a shame she hates you.

I wish people would get over being depressed.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 23, 2009, 08:28
The people got Overbeing depressed. Now God is sad.

I wish distance was nothing.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tavana on October 24, 2009, 20:09
Quote from: Silhar on October 23, 2009, 08:28
I wish distance was nothing.
Distance is nothing. All matter unites. You're too busy uniting with the sun to notice a colossal black hole forming.

I wish that I had a cup of tea.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 25, 2009, 02:49
Tea turns to be oolong. Have fun.

I wish there ever was something worthful on TV.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tavana on October 25, 2009, 04:19
Quote from: Silhar on October 25, 2009, 02:49
Tea turns to be oolong. Have fun.

I wish there ever was something worthful on TV.
There is something worthful on TV. Sadly, you have to pay for it. Per minute.

Is this where I mention how great oolong tea is?

I wish for a bucket.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 25, 2009, 04:38
Quote from: Tavana on October 25, 2009, 04:19
Is this where I mention how great oolong tea is?
Way to go Silhar! First unintentionally uncorrupted wish! :P


You get your bucket, but some ass (read: probably Aki  :P) has cut the bottom out of it.

I wish Kornel would at least make an icon for Berserk!RL..
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 25, 2009, 05:28
(Dang, I'm getting too old for this.)

The icon is at least made, but it won't get published.

I wish for more stable weather so my head ceased pulsing.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Xander Morhaime on October 25, 2009, 05:59
You get permanent rain. Hope you've got an ark handy...

I wish people posted more often in the PBFs I'm part of.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 25, 2009, 07:12
Everyday, thousands of random posts come in from random people spamming your PBF threads, so fast that moderators are powerless. Enjoy your story.

I wish I could be bothered to use an icon maker to create an icon for Berserk!RL.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 25, 2009, 08:08
Now you are bothered so oftenly that you can't concentrate on making an icon for Berserk!RL.

I wish polyps hadn't that hard skeletons.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ZZ on October 28, 2009, 22:17
So them will die due to the natural unbalance and the whole world will colapse.

I wish I had an angel for my moment of love.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 28, 2009, 22:47
You get an angel... unfortunately, it turns out to be the Angel of Death.

I wish for... I dunno, just get me something random and corrupted-like :P
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 29, 2009, 08:31
You get the Angel of Death as your lover, as well.

I wish that someone would release an updated remake of the two Darksun games for DOS.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 29, 2009, 08:33
He did, but files turn out to be troian horses. There are even Spartans inside !

I wish it was friday evening.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ParaSait on October 29, 2009, 09:11
Quote from: Silhar on October 29, 2009, 08:33
I wish it was friday evening.
OK, it's FridaOK, it's Friday evening, but thanks to that, ish it was friday eventhe time continuum has be t an angel... unfortunately, it turns ou en disturbed.

I wish my report card was beI wish my report card was better...tter...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ZZ on October 29, 2009, 09:39
Due to your unofficial English language the OWP(Official Wish Processors) don't process your wish.

I wish all my crazy ideas in Request for features would be implemented.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: metroidRL on October 29, 2009, 11:06
they are implemented but your ideas are so bad that doomRL have earned a very bad reputation

i wish that the next poster don't corrupt this wish
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ZZ on October 29, 2009, 12:50
To corupt a wish is to give some reason in which the wish become useless/not true -> I corrupt your wish making it currupted.

I wish to know how can be this wish corrupted.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: schnaader on October 29, 2009, 12:53
Your genitals fall off... even though you now know how your wish can be corrupted, it still doesn't feel like a wish come true, does it?

I wish for ascending in Nethack.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rjak on October 29, 2009, 14:28
Now you are granted a status of demi-god in Nethack. Now you have to spend next 148/149 of eternity by building all those rng dungeons...good luck!

I wish to be able to express my every thought
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 29, 2009, 17:28
You now express every thought...including the ones that should have been kept private.

I wish for something to happen...not sure what.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Ruldra on October 29, 2009, 18:54
Your PC crashes and now you have to re-install everything.

I wish all my college assignments were done.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 31, 2009, 01:29
All of your college assignments are now done for the rest of your years at college, but, due to their terrible quality, They are all marked as failures. So you have to do them anyways.

I wish someone would cross the line of decency in corrupting a wish
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 31, 2009, 03:12
Someone has done this. He found nothing interesting there and returned quickly.

I wish RNG smiled upon me.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ZZ on October 31, 2009, 11:49
He smiles, but he smiles because of sense you're doomed, spawning unique within a same room with mancubus(3), revenant(5) and arch-vile(2).

I wish for a corrupted wish(try to corrupt).
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gargulec on October 31, 2009, 12:09
You try to corrupt your wish and you fail. To stand. You fall from a roof, and die.

I wish that my wish is a wish that cannot be wished for wishing for.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 31, 2009, 14:57
Since you already wished your wish that cannot be wished for wishing for, it is impossible for it to be a wish that cannot be wished for wishing for. Which means your wish is initially corrupted and I cannot act by corrupting it further.


I wish that Ritualist Order Inquisitors could carry more than just a dagger.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on October 31, 2009, 15:27
The ROI now carry teddy bears.

I wish for something original.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on October 31, 2009, 15:31
You get Original War Mission Editor. Have fun breaking your teeth.

I wish I could have another saturday this week.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: raekuul on October 31, 2009, 18:15
Saturn and Odin trade places. Saturday is now on Wednesday, and Wednesday is now on Saturday. Because of the confusion, the various political leaders declare all days to now be known as "Working Day".

I wish that DooMRL would not crash upon reaching Character Level 20 (it really does!)
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on November 05, 2009, 11:46
No experience, no problem ! Thus whole character development system has been utterly cut away. At least no crashes anymore.

I wish for a cookie.

Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: thelaptop on November 23, 2009, 00:08
You get a cookie for the biggest spamming site available.

I wish for some tuna sandwiches.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on December 13, 2009, 09:34
Granted, but the tuna's gone bad.

I wish I knew where that damned cockroach went. I'm gonna melt that SoaB..     >=D
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on December 13, 2009, 15:10
You know. The vision of the great hive just under thy floor scares the shit out of thee.

I wish... I wish I was better at GMing.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Madtrixr on December 13, 2009, 15:15
You are now so good that the other GM's are jealous, and decide to gang up on you with d20s and tire irons.

I wish for more PS3 games
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gargulec on December 13, 2009, 15:17
You get crapload of crappy PC ports on your PS3.

I wish for a certain elf to survive. This wish can only be corrupted by Malek.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: thelaptop on January 07, 2010, 19:34
Quote from: Gargulec on December 13, 2009, 15:17
I wish for a certain elf to survive. This wish can only be corrupted by Malek.
Way to go for killing the game, sir.  >.<
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ParaSait on January 08, 2010, 18:11
Quote from: Gargulec on December 13, 2009, 15:17
You get crapload of crappy PC ports on your PS3.

I wish for a certain elf to survive. This wish can only be corrupted by Malek.
You're allowed to do only 1 wish. Those are 2 wishes. Therefore, it's not happening and thus corrupted :>

I wish my trusty Lappy (nickname for my laptop :D) was repaired already...
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tavana on January 08, 2010, 19:13
Your laptop is repaired. Sadly, due to union regulations, you're not allowed to pick it up until the 29th of February.

I wish Kornel had a beta of Stardreamer available.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: thelaptop on January 08, 2010, 22:00
You get the beta of Stardreamer, but it consists of nothing but a bad ASCII start up screen.

I wish folks would roll up their characters faster for PBF.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ZZ on January 09, 2010, 03:17
They rolled them too fast, not waiting for you, played too fast, not waiting for you and now the PBF is over without you.

I wish for a C&C4 official version.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Silhar on January 10, 2010, 02:52
You get official demo.

I wish for a hideout.
Title: Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ParaSait on January 10, 2010, 06:52
You get a soaking wet cardboard box.

I wish for the graphical version of DoomRL (and that is REAL wish, after I saw that juicy screenshot :D).