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Title: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
Post by: raekuul on April 08, 2009, 08:45: Weapons from the RLs are okay, as well. And using them normally is also okay.

Example
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/me hits raekuul with a lead pipe/me hits raekuul with a lead pipe
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Post by: metroidRL on April 08, 2009, 09:05: /me hit raekuul with a bone
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Post by: ParaSait on April 08, 2009, 10:23: /me hits MetroidRL with his co... Uhhh... Cool, awesome sword... Heh ^^,
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Post by: Visalos on April 08, 2009, 17:29: Visalos hits Mrazerty with Raekuul.

Edit: Ow vapor...
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Post by: skarczew on April 09, 2009, 03:35: Warning! Nuclear launch detected!
ETA: 5 seconds
ETA: 4 seconds
ETA: 3 seconds
ETA: 2 seconds
ETA: 1 second
/me evaporates Visalos with R-36M2 / SS-18 Satan
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Post by: Grassi on April 09, 2009, 04:11: *Grassi hits skarczew with his slime mold labeled "BOB".
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Post by: Smiley on April 09, 2009, 05:25: *Smiley hits Grassi with with a SHODAN doll...*
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Post by: Kornel Kisielewicz on April 09, 2009, 05:48: /me hits Smiley with a copy of DoomRL II
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Post by: Blade on April 09, 2009, 06:27: /me hits Kornel Kisielewicz with a wand of haste (hope now you will work faster on new releases xD).
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Post by: Smiley on April 09, 2009, 18:21: *Using gloves Smiley hits Blade with a cockatrice corpse before throwing it into the incinerator...*
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Post by: Julius Clonkus on April 10, 2009, 04:43: /me hits Smiley with a former human corpse which promptly is resurrected and starts shooting everyone.
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Post by: Smiley on April 10, 2009, 05:30: *Smiley hits and gibs Julius Clonkus with an activated Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...*
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Post by: ParaSait on April 10, 2009, 10:58: /me tries to hit Smiley with a DoomRL minigun. He fails.
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Post by: metroidRL on April 10, 2009, 20:46: /me hits Mrazerty with a plasma cannon and Mrazerty evaporates in the air
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Post by: raekuul on April 12, 2009, 21:11: /me uses the Angel arm and aims for metroidRL.
/me did not have anything keeping himself from being vaporized. Whoops.
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Post by: Generic on May 27, 2009, 03:44: *attempts to hit raekuul with a pair of Gothic Armors (yes, two!)*
*since he's vaporized, misses*
*goes flying into a lava pit (those things are heavy :( )*
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Post by: Melon on May 27, 2009, 04:40: Melon takes the pin out of the F1-grenade and throws the pin at Generic.

"Khe, he, he, this will be a mess... Wait, what the f..."
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Post by: Generic on May 27, 2009, 04:53: *after being near-killed, comes out of lava pit*
*gets hit by a grenade pin*
"wtf?"
*gets hit by corresponding grenade*
"Yay Hellrunner."
*runs*
*grabs an Modified Advanced Double Shotgun (9d3)x3 [2/2] (D3) and pwns Melon for throwing a grenade at me >:) *
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Post by: metroidRL on May 27, 2009, 20:48: /me takes a BFG10k and generic explodes
/me laughs over your rotten corpse
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Post by: MegaMad on May 27, 2009, 21:29: /me cuts metroidRL shoulder off with a chainsword and watch him bleed to death
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Post by: Kg on May 28, 2009, 03:32: /me throws 2 poisoned knives at MegaMad's neck and watch him slowly turning around to see his killer's maniacal face filled with pleasure and greed while choking and losing consciousness.
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Post by: Generic on June 06, 2009, 21:07: *eats a ton-o-garlic*
*uses UBER breath on Kg*
*Kg promptly gets atomized*
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Post by: raekuul on June 07, 2009, 09:18: /me slashes Generic with dual-wielded chainsaw nunchuks
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Post by: Visalos on June 11, 2009, 18:57: Visalos hits Raekuul with his noodly vapor-arms.
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Post by: Silhar on June 12, 2009, 14:11: /me takes metroidRL's cut-off shoulder and throws it @ Visalos. Shoulder impales his neck.
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Post by: Generic on June 13, 2009, 20:27: *after dodging chainsaw nunchuks with my HR 3 and by kicking raekuul in the balls, promptly comes back and summons a few cacodemons to kill ilhar*
*gets behind cover, pulls out a double shotgun, and puts on Gothic Armor so I don't get killed by the next guy who posts*
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Post by: metroidRL on June 14, 2009, 21:28: /me gets a invulnerability globe and starts fighting generic
/me gets tired and uses a termonuclear bomb
/me invulnerability effect wears of before the explosion......whoops
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Post by: Silhar on June 15, 2009, 03:17: /me tosses a mass of cacodemon meat at metroidRL.
/me gets struck by a wave of fire.
/me burns Ilhar to dust.
/me gets nicely cooked.
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Post by: Generic on June 15, 2009, 03:56: *replaces the game we're in with Skulltag*
*gets a doomsphere and a BFG10K*
*spams everywhere with BFG10K*
*everything dies*
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Post by: Smiley on July 31, 2009, 07:24: *Reality Restarts*
*Smiley releases a tamed Shai-Hulud to eat Generic*
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Post by: Gargulec on July 31, 2009, 08:07: *Gargulec summons apply powerful electric shock to each segment of Smiley sandworm, killing it*
*He then impales Smiley with his knife*
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Post by: Smiley on July 31, 2009, 08:20: *Smiley painfully crawls away while leaving a ticking timebomb permanently attached until detonation to Gargulec's leg*
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Post by: Melon on July 31, 2009, 10:57: Melon reads the world's funniest joke (in German). Anyone who can undestand such commands as "KOMMT AN DIE TAFFELN" or "IN DER ZOO LIEBT DEN VERSHIEDENE TIERE" dies....
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Post by: Grim on July 31, 2009, 11:01: *Grim dies but leaves a very potent virus behind that slowly digests Melons testicles.
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Post by: Smiley on July 31, 2009, 12:29: *Then a slowly recovering Smiley traps Grim in a pressure proof coffin with weights and a air & food replicator and then throws it into the ocean right above the middle of the Mariana Trench.*
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Post by: Silhar on July 31, 2009, 13:36: /me attaches Smiley to pressure-proof coffin with bolts of his repeater crossbow, then kicks the coffin.
/me slides down the Trench !
/me eats remnants of a Shai-Hulud.
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Post by: Smiley on July 31, 2009, 18:53: *While slipping into the depths attached to Grim's coffin, Smiley starts telepathically singing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley to Ilhar as long as he can...*
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Post by: Generic on July 31, 2009, 20:01: *throws moldy cookies at Smiley*

Quote from: Melon on July 31, 2009, 10:57
Melon reads the world's funniest joke (in German). Anyone who can undestand such commands as "KOMMT AN DIE TAFFELN" or "IN DER ZOO LIEBT DEN VERSHIEDENE TIERE" dies....
Hey, stop making Monty Python references! D:
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Post by: Gargulec on August 01, 2009, 04:56: /me emerges unscratched from the leg bomb explosion
/me grabs Blaster and shoots Generic six hundreds times before he can react! (this weapon is FAST!)\
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Post by: Generic on August 01, 2009, 05:00: *the shots turn into popcorn mid-air*
*munchmunchmunch*
* dances around the gargulec, confusing the hell outta him*
*suddenly, richard stallman launches an air strike on gargulec*
*ptoo blam ptoo blam ptoo blam etc*
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Post by: raekuul on September 27, 2009, 12:36: /me hits Generic with a generic object handle exception error.
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 06, 2009, 21:05: /me walks into the room with boots of levitation, punches raekuul in the face, puts the boots on his feet and cackles manically as raekuul floats up on to the ceiling, where Madtrixr proceeds to start punching him like a punching bag.
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Post by: Passionario on October 07, 2009, 02:21: /me hits Madtrixr with a freight train.
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Post by: raekuul on October 07, 2009, 06:07: /me hits the anti-gravity button on his suit, nullifying the effects of the Boots of Levitation. He lands on Passionario by a simple timing error. 300 pounds of force can't be good.
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 07, 2009, 08:38: /me grabs raekuul by the leg and throws him into some lava.
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Post by: metroidRL on October 07, 2009, 09:00: /me procced to push Madtrixr to the lava
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 07, 2009, 12:13: /me grabs metroidRL as he falls into the lava
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Post by: Gradir on October 07, 2009, 16:41: * Gradir throws a dwarf chunk at Madtrixr.
The spinning dwarf chunk strikes the Madtrixr in the head!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 08, 2009, 08:19: *UnderAPaleGreySky summons the Red and Blue Zealots from Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles!
*The Red and Blue Zealots teabag Gradir to death!

Quote from: raekuul on October 07, 2009, 06:07
300 pounds of force can't be good.
Force is measured in Newtons, not pounds :P
Title: Re: [Game] Hit the Above Poster with a random object!
Post by: ntc on October 11, 2009, 14:09: Quote from: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 08, 2009, 08:19
Force is measured in Newtons, not pounds :P
Well, pounds is also a force. Just not the standard unit of measurement.
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Post by: Silhar on October 11, 2009, 14:23: /me smashes UAPGS with a random object, as title says.
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 11, 2009, 15:57: Quote from: ntc on October 11, 2009, 14:09
Well, pounds is also a force. Just not the standard unit of measurement.

Right. If I remember correctly, Psi doesn't stand for Newton per Square Inch.
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Post by: raekuul on October 11, 2009, 18:40: Whatever, I still dropped 300 pounds of flesh onto someone from an unspecified height.

/me bops Madtrixr with a Bee Bee Shotgun
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Post by: Silhar on October 12, 2009, 07:20: Quote from: Madtrixr on October 11, 2009, 15:57

Right. If I remember correctly, Psi doesn't stand for Newton per Square Inch.

/me buys Madtrixir a beer, then pokes raekuul with an iron, set on silk ironing mode.
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 19, 2009, 09:44: *UAPGS jabs Silhar in the eye with a pointy stick
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Post by: Silhar on October 19, 2009, 10:54: /me hits UAPGS with an average american soldier.
/me is sad.
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 19, 2009, 14:45: /me knocks Silhar out of the park with a Home-Run Bat from SSB
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 19, 2009, 22:46: /me throws a Specter at Madtrixr
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Post by: Silhar on October 23, 2009, 14:41: /me hits UnderAPaleGreySky with The Black Tome Of Alsophocus.
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Post by: Jarkko on October 26, 2009, 15:06: *Jarkko punches Silhar in the face with his fist.
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Post by: raekuul on October 26, 2009, 15:23: /me drops DLevel 16 on Jarkko
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Post by: Madtrixr on October 26, 2009, 20:42: Quote from: Passionario on October 07, 2009, 02:21
/me hits Madtrixr with a freight train.

I just thought about the fact that Passionario ran a train on me :)

/me drops a Bridget on raekuul
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 26, 2009, 22:25: /me drops a squad of law-ninja on Madtrixr
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Post by: raekuul on October 27, 2009, 05:17: /me uses Mass Domination successfully on three of the law ninja, then directs them towards Madtrixr.
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 27, 2009, 06:01: Eh, what? They were already heading his way......
/me gives the law-ninja -- now with tinfoil caps -- new orders. Make raekuul bleed. Crime: Fail
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Post by: Silhar on October 27, 2009, 06:20: /me hands UAPGS The Blessed Eldritch Greatsword of Law-Ninja Slaying, then watches him getting owned by the whole squad.
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Post by: raekuul on October 27, 2009, 09:11: /me simply dons a suit of Shimmer Armor (read - [1/1] 100% + Free Action in effect) and casts Web. Again and again and again...

Er, wait, I still need to atone for the fail, don't I?

/me drops a bowl of petunias on Silhar and a whale on UnderAPaleGreySky.
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Post by: ZZ on October 27, 2009, 10:26: *ZZ cracks hiz nick and launches Z at UnderAPaleGreySky and another Z at Madtrixr
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Post by: Silhar on October 27, 2009, 11:02: /me ZZ sacrifices his nick, he sacrifices his identity and therefore ceases to exist.
/me lights a cigaro and waits, having none to toss anything at.
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Post by: ___ on October 28, 2009, 11:30: * ZZ understands a loss so throws gaps at Sihar and takes away Z's
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on October 28, 2009, 21:49: Quote from: raekuul on October 27, 2009, 09:11
/me drops a bowl of petunias on Silhar and a whale on UnderAPaleGreySky.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no... not again." Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
:P

/me drops a Vogon battlecruiser on ZZ
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Post by: Silhar on October 29, 2009, 08:36: /me cared for what Vogon battlecrusier was thinking when falling on ZZ.

/me drowns UnderAPaleGreySky in mitochondric matrix.
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Post by: ZZ on October 29, 2009, 09:34: *ZZ crashes the world on Silhar
*And now he's standing in the Sihar's collapse to avoid another shoot
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Post by: Silhar on November 01, 2009, 09:38: /me resists the world crashing, then headbutts ZZ.
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Post by: ZZ on November 02, 2009, 05:18: *ZZ hits Silhar with an headache from Silhar headbutt
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Post by: Silhar on November 05, 2009, 11:47: /me hits ZZ with Silhar.
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Post by: ZZ on November 05, 2009, 13:14: *ZZ hits Silhar with the boyan for copying somebody's joke
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Post by: Madtrixr on November 07, 2009, 15:22: /me takes a d6 and throws it at ZZ. It cracks him in the face and as he falls, we see that indeed, it was the hard six.

...Yes I know that joke doesn't play here, but I couldn't resist.
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Post by: raekuul on November 07, 2009, 20:28: /me drops a house on Madtrixr
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Post by: Silhar on November 10, 2009, 13:37: /me hits raekuul with an Afternoon of Lemon Impunity.
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 10, 2009, 21:31: /me beats Silhar's head in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick

EDIT: I posted this here (http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=46284&start=520#p1873381) as well, and what a surprise, I get beat with another HHGTTG reference :D
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Post by: raekuul on November 11, 2009, 05:47: /me offers UnderAPaleGreySky a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 11, 2009, 06:27: /me accepts gratefully. Then drops dead a few moments later.
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Post by: raekuul on November 11, 2009, 10:41: /me has a dead Under A Pale Grey Sky fall on him. He shoves it off into the lever.
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Post by: ZZ on November 11, 2009, 13:43: *ZZ looks how by UAPGS and Raekuul the topic Hit the Above Poster with a random object! transforms into Hit yourself with a random object!
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Post by: Madtrixr on November 11, 2009, 14:50: /me gets the topic back on track by hitting ZZ with a baseball.
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 11, 2009, 21:38: /me hits Madtrixr with not one, not two, but FIVE xenomorphs!
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Post by: Silhar on November 12, 2009, 11:52: /me hands UAPGS an open pack of xenomorph meal... And waits, as its odour spreads around.
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 16, 2009, 05:48: /me smashes Silhar's head into a nearby fire-alarm button, which causes thick, heavy metal doors to seal off all exits to the room, trapping everyone in the room, with the xenomorphs.
/me then turns on the ceiling fan to "blend", and throws the xenomorph meal into it, spattering everyone with the stuff.
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Post by: raekuul on November 16, 2009, 06:15: /me smacks UnderAPaleGreySky around with a large bit of Mastyrial.
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Post by: Silhar on November 16, 2009, 09:28: /me grabs the alien's knee being knee-deep in the dead and hits raekuul with that knee.
/me is knee-deep in the dead raekuul.
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Post by: raekuul on November 16, 2009, 11:48: /me 's mastyrial is still running around, attempting to poison Silhar to death. Watch out for that tail!
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on November 16, 2009, 21:21: /me hits raekuul with a much more posted in thread of the same name. (http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=46284)
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Post by: Silhar on November 21, 2009, 02:22: /me whacks UnderAPaleGreySky with an unbound daemonhost.
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Post by: metroidRL on December 18, 2009, 10:19: /me throws a boot to sillar head
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Post by: Silhar on December 25, 2009, 11:49: /me boots a boot towards metroidRL, then boots him to the ground for misspelling his name.
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Post by: thelaptop on January 07, 2010, 20:03: /me drop kicks Silhar for kicks and laughs

First pummel for the new year!
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on January 07, 2010, 20:19: /me straps a blue '%' to thelaptop's back
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Post by: thelaptop on January 07, 2010, 21:58: /me activates the thermie while in invulnerability mode
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Post by: Silhar on January 10, 2010, 02:56: /me pushes the e(X)it button in the upper right corner of the game window, killing both thelaptop and UAPGS.
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Post by: thelaptop on January 10, 2010, 03:42: /me notes that he's in the BETA which has that bug fixed
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Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on January 10, 2010, 03:46: /me crushes thelaptop with a PC terminal
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Post by: thelaptop on January 10, 2010, 04:14: /me retaliates by shifting a vacuum tube onto UnderAPaleGreySky's head
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Post by: ZZ on January 10, 2010, 04:33: *ZZ throws an old 1990 year computer terminal with it's size of a room on thelaptop, ending all those PC throws.
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Post by: raekuul on January 10, 2010, 11:28: /me drops a guitar on ZZ
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Post by: Silhar on January 10, 2010, 12:19: /me catches the falling guitar, then plays a mind-blowing solo. raekuul's brain ignites.