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DoomRL => Post Mortem => Nightmare! => Topic started by: Thomas on May 03, 2009, 07:14

Title: [N!|3|AoI|65%|Killed:Stupidity] Quick hilarious YASD
Post by: Thomas on May 03, 2009, 07:14: -------------------------------------------------------------- DoomRL (v.0.9.8.10) roguelike post-mortem character dump -------------------------------------------------------------- Thomas, level 3 Cacodemon General, killed by a imp on level 3 of the Phobos base. He survived 5368 turns and scored 22208 points. He opposed the Nightmare! He killed 52 out of 80 hellspawn. (65%) He was an Angel of Impatience! -- Graveyard ------------------------------------------------- ########################################################### .............#...........#...#............................. .............#...........#...#............................. .............+...........#...+.......0...>0.^0............. ....#.########...........#...#............=................ .............#.....=.=...#...#.s........===................ .............#.....===...#...#XB......==.==................ ...........%.#......==.../...#c>.i.i..=..=................. .............#....i..=...#...########=########+############ .............#..i...==i..#...#i.B.i.i......^............... .............#...h...==..#...#################+######+##### ..........h0.#.......=...#...#.h.h......................... .............#......=....#...#.ii.......................... .............#...........#...#..c.......................}.. #########/#/##...........#...#............................. .............#...........#...#......^...................... ##############...........#...#.............^..............0 ...........h.#...........#0..#....0........................ ............s#...........#...#.................0........... ########################################################### -- Statistics ------------------------------------------------ Health -1/50 Experience 2198/3 ToHit +2 ToDmg Ranged +2 ToDmg Melee +2 -- Traits ---------------------------------------------------- Son of a bitch (Level 2) Eagle Eye (Level 1) SoB->SoB->EE-> -- Equipment ------------------------------------------------- [a] [ Armor ] green armor [0/1] (41%) [b] [ Weapon ] chaingun (1d6)x5 [50/50] [c] [ Boots ] nothing [d] [ Prepared ] nothing -- Inventory ------------------------------------------------- [a] green armor [1/1] (100%) [b] green armor [1/1] (100%) [c] 10mm ammo (x69) [d] 10mm ammo (x100) [e] 10mm ammo (x100) [f] 10mm ammo (x100) [g] 10mm ammo (x100) [h] 10mm ammo (x100) [i] shotgun shell (x50) [j] shotgun shell (x50) [k] shotgun shell (x50) [l] shotgun shell (x33) -- Kills ----------------------------------------------------- 15 former humans 6 former sergeants 3 former captains 12 imps 6 demons 5 lost souls 1 hell knight -- History --------------------------------------------------- He started his journey on the surface of Phobos. On level 3 he finally was killed by a imp. -- Messages -------------------------------------------------- Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The demon dies. Boom! Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The missile hits the demon. The demon dies. The missile hits the former captain. Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the former captain. The missile hits the former captain. Boom! The missile hits the former captain. The former captain dies. Boom! You reload the chaingun with 10mm ammo. There is shotgun shell (x16) lying here. You found 16 of shotgun shell. There is a homing phase device lying here. You use a homing phase device immediately. You feel yanked in an non-existing direction! Your green armor is damaged! You hear -- General --------------------------------------------------- Before him 373 brave souls have ventured into Phobos: 332 of those were killed. 5 of those were killed by something unknown. 4 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual. And 17 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide. Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already! Is he immortal? 15 souls claim to have killed him... 2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind. 12 killed the bastard and survived. 1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself. --------------------------------------------------------------
Oh hell yes, a homing phase device!
Forget I'm on AoI, pick it up, instantly die.
Title: Re: [N!|3|AoI|65%|Killed:Stupidity] Quick hilarious YASD
Post by: Kg on May 27, 2009, 05:14: Omg, Barons on lvl 3 that's so pwned! :D I mean hell knights propably, but tough too