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DoomRL => Mortem Archives => Post Mortem => Pre-0.9.9 => Topic started by: Generic on August 04, 2009, 06:28

Title: [M|90%|AoMR|2|WTF] Most random death ever
Post by: Generic on August 04, 2009, 06:28
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 DoomRL (v.0.9.8.10) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Generic_Guy, level 2 Former Human Corporal, killed by something...
 on level 3 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 8796 turns and scored 4166 points.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 28 out of 31 hellspawn. (90%)
 He held his right to remain violent.
 He was an Angel of Marksmanship!


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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -2/50   Experience 944/2
  ToHit +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Son of a gun   (Level 2)

  SoG->SoG->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   advanced pistol (2d4) [6/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   pistol (2d4) [6/6]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [b] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [c] 10mm ammo (x96)
    [d] small med-pack
    [e] small med-pack
    [f] small med-pack
    [g] small med-pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    12 former humans
    11 former sergeants
    5 imps

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 3 he finally was killed by something...

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 It doesn't seem to move there.
 You push the barrel.
 There is a pistol (2d4) [0/6] lying here.
 There is a pistol (2d4) [0/6] lying here.
 You start running!
 Argh!!! Acid!
 Argh!!! Acid!
 Argh!!! Acid!
 Argh!!! Acid!
 Argh!!! Acid!
 You open the door. Argh!!! Acid!
 Boom! Boom! The former sergeant fires! You hear the scream of a freed soul!
 The former sergeant fires! The former sergeant dies. The barrel
 explodes! The former sergeant dies. The former sergeant dies. The barrel
 explodes! You hear the scream of a freed soul! The imp dies. The

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 3 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 2 of those were killed.
 And 1 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

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I don't know what the hell caused the RNG to do this to me, but I just ended up laughing at the sheer randomness of this death. I try creating a 1 in the top of the map, find out that I can't, run like hell over the acid, find a lot of monsters over on the other side, and then a giant barrel explosion destroys both the enemies and me. Um, thanks?
XD

Wait, are those the exit stairs over there? Okay, that's just spite up the ass.
Title: Re: [M|90%|AoMR|2|WTF] Most random death ever
Post by: Captain Trek on August 04, 2009, 06:31
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I try creating a 1 in the top of the map, find out that I can't

Forgive my ignorance, but, what exactly does that mean?
Title: Re: [M|90%|AoMR|2|WTF] Most random death ever
Post by: Generic on August 04, 2009, 06:32
I tried making  a '1' out of barrels, and then realized that I don't have enough barrels. :P