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DoomRL => Mortem Archives => Post Mortem => 0.9.9 => Topic started by: The DoomRLguy on January 28, 2010, 13:59

Title: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: The DoomRLguy on January 28, 2010, 13:59
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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Fred., level 1 Demon Sergeant, killed by a imp
 on level 1 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 762 turns and scored 960 points.
 He played for 22 seconds.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 0 out of 11 hellspawn. (0%)
 My, was he a wimpy chump.
 He was an Angel of Haste!


-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  None

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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  ###########################################################

-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -2/50   Experience 0/1
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Hellrunner       (Level 1)

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   pistol (2d4) [2/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   nothing

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] 10mm ammo (x68)
    [b] small med-pack
    [c] small med-pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------


-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  On level 1 he finally was killed by a imp.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 There is 10mm ammo (x24) lying here.
 You found 24 of 10mm ammo.
 There are stairs leading to Hell's Arena here.
 You open the door.
 There are stairs leading downward here.
 There is 10mm ammo (x24) lying here.
 You found 24 of 10mm ammo. The imp fires! You are hit! The barrel explodes!
 The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The missile hits the imp. The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 256 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 233 of those were killed.
 2 of those were killed by something unknown.
 3 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 16 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 2 souls claim to have killed him...
 2 killed the bastard and survived.

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Worst game ever.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: UnderAPaleGreySky on January 28, 2010, 21:23
Quote from: The DoomRLguy on January 28, 2010, 13:59
The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The missile hits the imp. The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
   The imp fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
This is more of being screwed over by accuracy percentages rather than sucking, IMO. :P
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: ParaSait on January 29, 2010, 02:32
LOL!
This mortem should be the next Mortem of the Month, haha :D
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: The DoomRLguy on January 29, 2010, 06:40
Mr. Palegreysky, i didn't meet a single other monster. I didn't run away from any. An imp took me from 50HP to -2HP before i could kill him. The RNG got me. Imps miss 50% of the time. I hardly hit the litte pest. Oh, well.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: S.K. Ren on January 29, 2010, 16:04
I actually have a worse one even though it's UV, it was still ridiculous
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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Placebo E., level 1 Demon Sergeant, killed by a lost soul
 on level 1 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 36 turns and scored 1960 points.
 He played for 11 seconds.
 He was a man of Ultra-Violence!

 He killed 0 out of 34 hellspawn. (0%)
 My, was he a wimpy chump.
 He was an Angel of Haste!


-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  None

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

  ###########################################################
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  ............#.........hh................#....i..0...#.....#
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  .....^......+....................=^.....+...........#.....#
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  ...|........#..............\...=.==^....#..[........#.....#
  ..........0.#................==.......h.#...........#.....#
  ......0.....#...............=.=.........#...........+.0...#
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  ###########################################################

-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -1/50   Experience 0/1
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +0  ToDmg Melee +0

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Hellrunner       (Level 1)

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   pistol (2d4) [6/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   nothing
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   nothing

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] 10mm ammo (x20)
    [b] small med-pack
    [c] small med-pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------


-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  On level 1 he finally was killed by a lost soul.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 Welcome to the Doom Roguelike... You enter Phobos Base, level 1. You
 shiver from cold... The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
 The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
 lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
 The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
 lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 29 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 23 of those were killed.
 And 4 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumors though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 2 souls claim to have killed him...
 2 killed the bastard and survived.

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I hope no one minds. Personally it would be fun to make thread of peoples most unfair deaths.

EDIT: Sorry was a mortem nested in a spoiler but the tags got deleted somehow. Ill just leave it as a mortem.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: yns88 on January 29, 2010, 20:31
11 seconds? There should be a badge for that.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: raekuul on January 29, 2010, 20:50
Actually, I think the game takes away a badge if you die in under 30 seconds.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: thelaptop on January 29, 2010, 22:56
Quote from: S.K. Ren on January 29, 2010, 16:04
I actually have a worse one even though it's UV, it was still ridiculous
...
Ech!  Mismatched tags!
/me cleanses eyes
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: ZZ on January 31, 2010, 08:52
Quote from: S.K. Ren on January 29, 2010, 16:04
He played for 11 seconds.
Did he PLAY?

I think he was screaming, looking for exit, laughing of death or something else, but NO playing in 11 seconds.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: ParaSait on January 31, 2010, 09:32
Heh, notice the "finally" in the History section of those mortems. Lolwut? :p

And I think S.K. Ren is just trying to snatch the MoM out of DoomRLguy's hands, haha.
I'm sorry though Ren, but your death is at least worthy. Thus, it doesn't beat DoomRLguy's. :D
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: S.K. Ren on January 31, 2010, 18:05
Now if only someone could post a death on ITYTD that lasted under 20 sec. THAT, would be incredible.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: yns88 on January 31, 2010, 19:01
Quote from: S.K. Ren on January 31, 2010, 18:05
Now if only someone could post a death on ITYTD that lasted under 20 sec. THAT, would be incredible.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[lennon] It's easy if you try... [/lennon]
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: thelaptop on January 31, 2010, 21:51
Quote from: S.K. Ren on January 31, 2010, 18:05
Now if only someone could post a death on ITYTD that lasted under 20 sec. THAT, would be incredible.
I think you should have said "non-trivial" death, i.e. you didn't die because you were acting dumb...
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: ZZ on February 01, 2010, 10:59
Without challenges, impossible, unless you want a melee run and forgot the Brute perk at the start. But still, you need to be veeeery unluck to die under 20 sec.
Title: Re: 0%/1/AoHa/M/YASD I suck big time.
Post by: Ruldra on February 02, 2010, 05:00
I like the fact that OP had hellrunner as his first trait but it didn't help him one bit.

And LOL at the second mortem. Nethack shows a special message if you die before you can even move; DoomRL should have that too.

"His journey was a bit shorter than expected."