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DoomRL => Discussion => Topic started by: Andrew Freeman on August 26, 2006, 03:57

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Andrew Freeman on August 26, 2006, 03:57

In the pirit of livening up the discussion boards and wasting time, I present the Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge!  Try to come up with the best Doom related Haikus!

For those unfamiliar with the rules, a Haiku is a three line, non-rhyming poem  of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
I'll go first:

BFG9K,
Slices, dices, toasts and frags,
All things in its path

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Santiago Zapata on August 26, 2006, 07:10

Overcharged gun
fries arachnies on a boom,
cybie away with you

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Andrew Freeman on August 29, 2006, 06:01

Gas powered chain saw.
This awsome kitchen tool makes
Bite-sized demon steaks.

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Santiago Zapata on August 29, 2006, 15:47

Double barrelled steel shotgun.
On the hands of a bullie marine
makes his living much easier

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Psycho on September 15, 2006, 00:55

Chainsaw, Doeth This
Slice, and dice, thrice imps heads fall
my lord, I thank ye

Title: Official Doom Extreme Haiku Challenge
Post by: Jim9137 on October 15, 2006, 19:59

Thinking coast is clear
Dancing through the way
Hell came from behind