...but it can be done.
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DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Tormuse, level 11 Cyberdemon Lt. Colonel Scout,
sacrificed himself to kill the Mastermind at the Hell Fortress.
He survived 10580 turns and scored 48007 points.
He played for 19 minutes and 33 seconds.
He didn't like it too rough.
He killed 10 out of 460 hellspawn. (2%)
My, wasn't he a wimpy chump.
He was an Angel of Pacifism!
-- Special levels --------------------------------------------
Levels generated : 11
Levels visited : 5
Levels completed : 0
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
Major Icarus Cross
Compet-n Gold Cross
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health 0/80 Experience 274/11
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Class : Scout
Ironman (Level 3)
Hellrunner (Level 2)
Tough as nails (Level 2)
Dodgemaster (Level 1)
Intuition (Level 1)
Badass (Level 2)
HR->HR->DM->TaN->Iro->Iro->Iro->TaN->Int->Bad->Bad->
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] duelist armor [2/2] (100%) (A)
[b] [ Weapon ] combat knife (2d5)
[c] [ Boots ] plasteel boots [2/2] (96%) (A)
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] green armor [1/1] (100%)
[b] green armor [1/1] (82%)
[c] blue armor [2/2] (63%)
[d] blue armor [2/2] (100%)
[e] red armor [4/4] (100%)
[f] nanofiber red armor [2]
[g] small med-pack
[h] small med-pack
[i] small med-pack
[j] small med-pack
[k] small med-pack
[l] large med-pack
[m] large med-pack
[n] large med-pack
[o] large med-pack
[p] large med-pack
[q] envirosuit pack
[r] tactical boots [0/0] (100%)
-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------
Bullet - internal 0% torso 50% feet 0%
Melee - internal 0% torso 50% feet 0%
Shrapnel - internal 0% torso 50% feet 0%
Acid - internal 0% torso 0% feet 50%
Fire - internal 0% torso 0% feet 25%
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
3 former humans
2 former sergeants
3 imps
1 Spider Mastermind
1 John Carmack
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
He left level 7 as soon as possible.
On level 8 he encountered the Phobos Anomaly.
On level 9 he entered Deimos Lab.
He left the Deimos Lab without drawing too much attention.
He left level 11 as soon as possible.
On level 11 he witnessed the Wall.
Not knowing what to do, he left.
On level 12 he found the City of Skulls.
He fled the City in terror!
On level 16 he found the Tower of Babel!
On level 17 he assembled a nanofiber armor!
On level 17 he invaded the Unholy Cathedral!
He fled the Unholy Cathedral seeing no chance to win.
On level 18 he assembled a tactical boots!
On level 19 he entered the Vaults.
He came, he saw, but he left.
He left level 20 as soon as possible.
He left level 22 as soon as possible.
He left level 23 as soon as possible.
Then at last he found Dis!
He nuked level 24!
He defeated the Mastermind and found the TRUE EVIL!
He nuked level 25!
Then finally in Hell itself, he killed the final EVIL.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
This is it. This is the lair of all evil! What will you meet here?
Are you sure you want activate the thermonuclear bomb? [Y/n]
You use a thermonuclear bomb. Warning! Explosion in 10 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 9 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 8 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 7 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 6 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 5 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 4 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 3 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
No way! You're a pacifist! Congratulations! You defeated John Carmack! Press
<Enter>...
You feel relatively safe now.
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
392 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
279 of those were killed.
4 of those were killed by something unknown.
75 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 10 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
24 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
13 killed the bitch and survived.
9 showed that it can outsmart Hell itself.
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(The mortem probably isn't worthy of its own thread, so I hope Sereg doesn't mind) :)
And just for fun...
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DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Tormuse, level 3 Cyberdemon Lt. Colonel Technician,
nuked himself on level 2 of the Phobos base.
He survived 1121 turns and scored 16075 points.
He played for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
He opposed the Nightmare!
He killed 33 out of 79 hellspawn. (41%)
He was an Angel of Pacifism!
-- Special levels --------------------------------------------
Levels generated : 11
Levels visited : 1
Levels completed : 0
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
None
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health 0/50 Experience 1778/3
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Class : Technician
Tough as nails (Level 2)
Badass (Level 1)
TaN->TaN->Bad->
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] nothing
[b] [ Weapon ] combat knife (2d5)
[c] [ Boots ] nothing
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] large med-pack
-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------
None
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
17 former humans
2 former sergeants
3 imps
4 demons
3 lost souls
4 cacodemons
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
He left level 2 as soon as possible.
On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
He nuked level 2!
On level 2 he finally nuked himself.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds cheer! "Blood! Blood!" No way! You're a
pacifist! The crowds cheer! "Kill! Kill!" No way! You're a pacifist! The
crowds cheer! "Blood! Blood!" No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds go wild!
"BLOOD! BLOOD!" No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds cheer! "Blood! Blood!"
No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds go wild! "BLOOD! BLOOD!" No way! You're
a pacifist! You advance to level 3! Press <Enter>...
The crowds go wild! "BLOOD! BLOOD!" No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds go
wild! "BLOOD! BLOOD!" No way! You're a pacifist! The crowds go wild! "BLOOD!
BLOOD!" The voice booms, "Not bad mortal! For the weakling that you are, you
show some determination." You hear screams everywhere! "More Blood! More
BLOOD!" The voice continues, "I can now let you go free, or you may try to
complete the challenge!" "Do you want to continue the fight?" [y/n]
The voice booms, "Coward!" You hear screams everywhere! "Coward! Coward!
COWARD!" You die!... Press <Enter>...
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
393 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
279 of those were killed.
4 of those were killed by something unknown.
76 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 10 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
24 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
13 killed the bitch and survived.
9 showed that it can outsmart Hell itself.
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(Read the last messages) :)