I actually have a worse one even though it's UV, it was still ridiculous
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DoomRL (v.0.9.9) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Placebo E., level 1 Demon Sergeant, killed by a lost soul
on level 1 of the Phobos base.
He survived 36 turns and scored 1960 points.
He played for 11 seconds.
He was a man of Ultra-Violence!
He killed 0 out of 34 hellspawn. (0%)
My, was he a wimpy chump.
He was an Angel of Haste!
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
None
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health -1/50 Experience 0/1
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Hellrunner (Level 1)
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] nothing
[b] [ Weapon ] pistol (2d4) [6/6]
[c] [ Boots ] nothing
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] 10mm ammo (x20)
[b] small med-pack
[c] small med-pack
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
On level 1 he finally was killed by a lost soul.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
Welcome to the Doom Roguelike... You enter Phobos Base, level 1. You
shiver from cold... The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The
lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you. The lost soul hits you.
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
Before him 29 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
23 of those were killed.
And 4 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
Some rumors though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
Is he immortal? 2 souls claim to have killed him...
2 killed the bastard and survived.
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I hope no one minds. Personally it would be fun to make thread of peoples most unfair deaths.
EDIT: Sorry was a mortem nested in a spoiler but the tags got deleted somehow. Ill just leave it as a mortem.