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[M|AoMr|100%!|YAVP] Mass Demonicide!
« on: October 21, 2008, 21:35 »

Skipped the Wall (didn't know if Baron of Hell/Hell Knight plasma bolts can destroy walls at the time. Yeah. They can.), City of Skulls, Unholy Cathedral, The Vaults, and the Mortuary (not crazy enough.) This post inspired by Thomas's AoRA post. =p

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.8.10) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Rick Jehon, level 11 Imp Corporal, defeated the Cyberdemon
 on level 25 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 120739 turns and scored 108670 points.
 He didn't like it too rough.

 He killed 541 out of 541 hellspawn. (100%)
 This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!
 He was an Angel of Marksmanship!


-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 26/80   Experience 58042/11
  ToHit +2  ToDmg Ranged +3  ToDmg Melee +3

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Ironman        (Level 3)
    Son of a bitch (Level 3)
    Son of a gun   (Level 3)
    Eagle Eye      (Level 1)
    Dualgunner     (Level 1)

  SoG->SoG->DG->SoG->SoB->SoB->SoB->Iro->Iro->Iro->EE->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   nothing
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   advanced pistol (2d7) [0/6] (D3)
    [c] [ Boots      ]   modified protective boots [4/4] (68%) (P)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   pistol (2d4) [0/6]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] modified blue armor [2/2] (69%) (M)
    [b] modified red armor [1/5] (5%) (P)
    [c] red armor [4/4] (100%)
    [d] 10mm ammo (x39)
    [e] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [f] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [g] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [h] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [i] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [j] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [k] 10mm ammo (x100)
    [l] large med-pack
    [m] large med-pack
    [n] large med-pack
    [o] large med-pack
    [p] large med-pack
    [q] large med-pack
    [r] envirosuit pack
    [s] envirosuit pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    100 former humans
    68 former sergeants
    17 former captains
    83 imps
    53 demons
    65 lost souls
    40 cacodemons
    14 barons of hell
    1 Cyberdemon
    16 hell knights
    17 arachnotrons
    5 former commandos
    4 pain elementals
    9 arch-viles
    12 mancubi
    12 revenants

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He left the Arena as a champion!
  On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
  On level 12 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 16 he found the Minigun!
  On level 18 he ventured into the Spider's Lair.
  He cleared the Lair, kickin' serious spider ass!
  He nuked level 21!
  On level 23 he entered the Lava Pits.
  He managed to clear the Lava Pits completely!
  Then at last he found Phobos Arena!
  On level 25 he finally defeated the Cyberdemon.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You use a large med-pack. You feel fully healed. The Cyberdemon fires! You
 are hit!
 You reload the pistol with 10mm ammo. You reload the pistol with 10mm ammo.
 Boom!
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The missile hits
 the Cyberdemon.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The missile hits
 the Cyberdemon. The Cyberdemon reloads his rocket launcher.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The missile hits
 the Cyberdemon.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The missile hits
 the Cyberdemon.
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The Cyberdemon
 fires! You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target... The missile hits the Cyberdemon. The Cyberdemon

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 42 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 40 of those were killed.
 And 2 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

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Why is it that shit goes down on Phobos every week like clockwork? Didn't matter- UAC sends the Crazy Eights squad out to check out the disturbance at the new base. As soon as we get there, the squad leader tells me, "Jehon! Make yourself useful and call out for pizza!" They grab all the heavy weapons, and I'm stuck outside with just my sidearm- a classic Beretta G22, modified by my good buddy Shido in Hygiene Squad to take more after-market parts than usual. (He calls them "mod kits," but whatever.)

The squad gets taken down one by one by... something. I go on into the base, and boom. Firefight from the word go. Reanimated soldiers, zombo shotgun guys, hideously deformed spiked monstrosities throwing fireballs, all waiting for me. Swapped some 10mm upside their heads, moved on. Picked up another pistol early on, and for some reason, didn't think to actually start using that until this brutal arena battle. I, uh, I guess it was Hell's Gladiators, or something- that big freaky voice didn't say.

These demons- or whatever the hell they are/were- had some interesting ideas for worship. There was a chainsaw in a beam of light at one point, and a shrine to everybody's favorite boomstick, the BFG. Claimed that for my own, but tossed it a few floors down when I realized it was taking up room (I never had training on that thing, anyway. Hope UAC doesn't find out about that.)

Didn't have too much trouble- anything that moved, I filled with lead- up until the base started getting truly freaky, around sixteen floors deep. Fat, disgusting pustules of flesh, with rocket launchers. Armored skeletons with rocket launchers. Back-from-the-dead members of Crazy Eights trying to melt me with plasma rifles. Stood my ground, fragged 'em all like a really bad action movie.

Then the scary shit. Archviles. Intel had sketchy claims that they could bring back whatever I brought down, as well as light me on fire with barely a thought. Experienced both of that first-hand. (Note to intel: You said these archviles couldn't bring other archviles back to life. I beg to differ.)

The archviles really started to become a problem on level 21. I had an invulnerability doohickey up and running, I had a big-ass nuke, I had my solution. UAC had a heart attack when they heard I used one of their planetbuster bombs to fricassee some hellspawn. (Hey, no kill like overkill, right?!)

Finally, after slaughtering my way through demons and twisted spider-like technological... things, I hit the Bottom. It looked like an arena. On the Home Team, me. On the Away Team... It. Fortunately, I still had one of those experimental invulnerability doohickeys up, so I stepped into the arena.

"It's down to you and me now, you twelve-ton FREAK!" I shouted. It fired back with a rocket launcher the size of a bus. Funny, they didn't hurt as much when I had that white shield thing up. Without it... aarrrgh. Went through two sets of that nice red Teflar armor. We exchanged shots for a while, and one of its rockets smashed me clean against the arena wall. I knew we were both hit pretty bad, and I decided, "Hey, I'm not going down today." Raised both guns, started screaming and shooting, and when I notice I'm out of ammo, I see the Cyberdemon (Intel's name, not mine. I prefer "Goat Fucker.") falling and screaming and exploding.

His skull's now a pretty interesting pencil holder.

I'm not gonna bore you with the story of how I got out of Hell, just suffice it to say that even after all that, that Kisielewicz in Chaos Squad gets promoted to Sergeant over me.
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Re: [M|AoMr|100%!|YAVP] Mass Demonicide!
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 07:33 »

Um, I think that Goat Fucker should be the Home Team, it's hell after all ...

Great story though ^_^

BTW, that Kisielewicz guy from Chaos Squad should be shot, bloody bastard xP
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