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Author Topic: [Game] Corrupt a Wish  (Read 49397 times)

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2009, 00:19 »
Quote from: Silhar on September 29, 2009, 08:54
Now you'll be getting killed by former sergeants on HMP floor two. Have fun.

I wish for a crossbow.
You got a giant cross on your back, which makes you bow.

I wish for chocolate.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2009, 05:57 »
Everything you touch turns to chocolate. And I do mean... everything.

I wish for a wall-destroying pistol unique that I don't need to hack in.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2009, 09:05 »
Quote from: raekuul on September 30, 2009, 05:57
Everything you touch turns to chocolate. And I do mean... everything.

I wish for a wall-destroying pistol unique that I don't need to hack in.

You find "The Wall Destroyer" next to the stairs to The Wall on you AoMr-run. The pistol promptly nukes the The Wall as you descend the stairs and is of no further use. I hope you were Invul. Globed.

I wish my back stopped hurting :(
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2009, 11:14 »
You get my cross, which makes you completely lose your back. Or at least that's what you wish for at the moment.

I wish for polish politics to be cured.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2009, 13:31 »
Phone Poles are now curteous to one another. I sure hope you didn't mean the politics of Poland.

I wish for a pet imp.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2009, 13:39 »
Pets couldn't be provided, but as a compensation, you get a pack of wild imps.

I wish kitchen renovations already came to an end.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2009, 00:24 »
The kitchen renovations came to and end. Unfortunately, the building crew was a bit drunk. How they hell did they connect gas to electric cooker?!

I wish for layered communism.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2009, 05:32 »
You get a layer of dirt, a layer of communists, a layer of dirt, a layer of communists...

I wish for more posts in the PBFs.
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12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2009, 05:35 »
Spambots attack the PBF topics!

I wish for equilibrium.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2009, 05:36 »
You get men in black coats knocking at your door and saying you're being too emotional.

I wish... for the new MechWarrior game.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #55 on: October 01, 2009, 11:04 »
You get MechWarrior where you got one assault mech against pack of ten 10.000 ton Emprerror Class Titans.

I wish for my wishes coming true...
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #56 on: October 01, 2009, 11:10 »
Your wishes come true. Exactly as we said they did.

I wish that clothing was aborted from time.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2009, 08:36 »
The clothing has been totally aborted from time. Unfortunately, this made your ancestors freeze to death. And those guys in black coats few posts up knocking at Kornel's door started feeling a bit awkward.

I wish polish postmen were good at their work.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 08:39 by Silhar »
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2009, 03:57 »
Quote from: Silhar on October 02, 2009, 08:36
The clothing has been totally aborted from time. Unfortunately, this made your ancestors freeze to death. And those guys in black coats few posts up knocking at Kornel's door started feeling a bit awkward.

I wish polish postmen were good at their work.
Your girl gets pregnant.

I wish for letter to be delivered on time
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2009, 05:24 »
Quote from: Melon on October 05, 2009, 03:57
Your girl gets pregnant.

I wish for letter to be delivered on time

Your letter gets delivered on time. But to a wrong address.

I wish for the next version of Doom RL to come out now :D
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