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Author Topic: [Game] Corrupt a Wish  (Read 49530 times)

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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #60 on: October 05, 2009, 05:27 »
You get a crashbug on startup no matter how many bugfixes/redownloads happen.

I wish for next poster .. ?
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #61 on: October 05, 2009, 06:57 »
Hi, I'm the next poster, and Cybie strapped a thermie to my back. He's got a remote detonator too. Oh, and I've got an invuln in my pocket.

I wish to know what really happened to the shoutbox. Was it lost in the SMF upgrade?

Wish to corrupt: I wish the shoutbox was back.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2009, 07:12 »
You get a shoutbox on your back. Now, anyone passing upon you can read about buying cheap viagra. Oh, security had to get screwed...

I wish for unlimited psi.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #63 on: October 05, 2009, 07:16 »
You get trapped in a chamber which is pressurised to unlimited Pounds per Square Inch, and you get squashed.

I wish.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2009, 07:27 »
Your wish gets corrupted.

I wish for safety.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #65 on: October 05, 2009, 08:30 »
you feel relatively safe no- oh shit cybie is in your back pointing his RL in your head....

i wish begin invulnerable forever
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #66 on: October 05, 2009, 09:12 »
Granted, since dead can't be more dead.

I wish for a tomato.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2009, 02:59 »
Granted. *throws a tomato at Silhar's face*

I wish for a mid-air collision.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2009, 10:40 »
You jump and collide with a rocket.

I wish for piano classes.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2009, 17:54 »
You get piano classes, but it turns out to be classes on how to drop pianos on people, and you're the guinea pig.

I wish for MGS: Peace Walker to come out now.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2009, 02:07 »
MGS: Peace Walker is released... on a Sega Megadrive cartridge.

I wish for a gun with unlimited ammo, and a license to kill.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #71 on: October 07, 2009, 02:13 »
You obtain an unlimited ammo gun, but it misfires. Every time. It happens to be a Grenade Launcher, which explodes and kills YOU. 1 kill on your license.

I wish that I didn't have to play AoB of any difficulty to get badges.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #72 on: October 07, 2009, 02:19 »
You no longer have to play AoB to get badges. Instead, you have to run 5-man dungeons to acquire them. Welcome to the World of Wacraft.

Damn, now I wish Kornel made a WoWRL.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2009, 02:30 »
You get World of Warcraft Rougelike: MMO Edition. Same as the Normal World of Warcraft, except you cannot use anything but your fists.

I wish that I could equip Gothic Boots in my weapon slot.
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Re: [Game] Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2009, 02:52 »
You can equip gothic boots in your weapon slot. The demons of hell think you look extra funny with boots on your hands. Your attack time and damage take a penalty of -5! Your pride takes a penalty of -10!

I wish for a corrupted wish.
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