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You play too much DooMRL when...
Dervis:
... you only dress in Red clothes because it offers more protection.
... you agree when your father asks you to prune the trees just so you can hold the chainsaw.
... your vision goes red when you do.
... you win a game of darts and think it's all thanks to taking that level of Eagle Eye earlier.
... you hear of the news about a triggerhappy cop and you think there are much better traits to choose out there.
Melon:
I really play too much DoomRL.
On Saturday I went to my mother's friend to mow the lawn. So I took my jeep, put the lawnmower (running on gas) in and off we go. When I got there I was mowing the lawn for nearly an hour. After I finished, I put the lawnmower back to the jeep. I talked to a little to my mother's friend an little and went back to the jeep. I must have accidently spilled some gasoline in the jeep. So when I opened the door the jeep I thought:
"What's that smell? Gasoline? Oh hell"
I really, really should stop playing DoomRL...
metroidRL:
... you think that white clothes sucks
... green stuff is "really valuable"
... you think that yellow weapons have more...bullets/firing speed/reloading speed/more capacity of modding
Generic:
... you believe that buying a new backpack will allow you to hold more stuff you don't really need, but hoard "just in case."
... you believe that you never have to manually reload your shotgun because Shottyman will do it all for you
... and when you get pwned you say "wtf Kornel needs to fix that!"
... you apply for a woodcutter (or whatever it's called) job just so you can go "BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and act like you're near invincible.
ParaSait:
Heh, the following is possibily a spoiler so..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)... You take phase devices with you each time you go to the bank... You search for "Megasphere" on EBay to buy it as a collector's item
... You constantly keep turning around so you could see everything around you
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