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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2011, 01:06 »

Yes, this inevitable topic.

1. Your stomach gurgles and you think "Imp!".
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2011, 05:10 »

You know you play too much DoomRL when you know of this thread.

Sadly, it's gone inactive, and is locked. =/
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2011, 07:55 »

... you are afraid of cows because they sound so much like cyberdemon.
... you commit a murder, and flood the room with water to try to dispose of the body.
... you think you found a rare item when you discovered a chainsaw in your dad's shed.
... you go out LARPing doom-style.
... you win 3 diamond badges in one run. (:D)
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2011, 10:28 »

You always open doors while standing to the side of them.

At night when you need to use the bathroom and can't see, you fire your shotgun the entire way there.

When you stay up past 4 AM playing Doom RL
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2011, 10:37 »

... hearing the song 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm' makes you uneasy (with a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there...).
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2011, 12:41 »

I spilled gasoline on myself last night.  I didn't tighten the cap all the way down before going to bed :/
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2011, 13:15 »

You always open doors while standing to the side of them.

As a martial arts instructor, i consider this to be more of a "best practice" than a sign of anything.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2011, 17:16 »

Merged for great justice.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2011, 20:38 »

...you start imagining little green question marks when you hear something moving around that you can't see.

...you look for ways to make your work boots into Gravity Boots.

...you wonder why your Moogle Gunner/Gadgeteer doesn't carry around heavy ordinance.

...you wonder why said Moogle doesn't mod his pistol into a hyperblaster.

...you wonder why said Moogle doesn't just take a level in Badass.

...taking a level in Badass actually means something useful.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2011, 21:01 »

You see a ^ and you think "OMG! A POWERUP!"

Your grandfather dies and you wonder why he has no mortem file.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2011, 23:40 »

... you always wonder why you didn't have the chance to choose your name and spawn point in the time of your birth.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2011, 07:35 »

You regularly quote the trait flavor text before finding out it's from a comic.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #57 on: May 08, 2011, 19:04 »



When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #58 on: May 08, 2011, 19:56 »

When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.
OMG.

Wow.  Just wow.  So is that a Baron or a Hell Knight there?
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Re: You play too much DooMRL when...
« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2011, 20:27 »

When you find yourself drawing things like this in class.

I just wish my Doomguy had that kind of LOS!
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