1) All your base, but you fucked it up.
From total memory:
In ad 2101, war was beginning
What happen?
Someone set us up the bomb.
We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on.
Its you!
How are you Gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Hahaha.