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[H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« on: November 28, 2010, 12:19 »

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9.1) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Pamposzek, level 8 Hell Knight 2nd Lieutenant, committed a stupid suicide
 on level 13 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 71080 turns and scored 56578 points.
 He played for 35 minutes and 40 seconds.
 He wasn't afraid to be hurt plenty.

 He killed 356 out of 356 hellspawn. (100%)
 This ass-kicking marine killed all of them!
 He was an Angel of Max Carnage!


-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  UAC Star (bronze cluster)
  Hell Champion Medal

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health -3/50   Experience 22924/8
  ToHit Ranged +12  ToHit Melee +12  ToDmg Ranged +2  ToDmg Melee +2

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

    Finesse          (Level 2)
    Son of a bitch   (Level 2)
    Whizkid          (Level 1)
    Triggerhappy     (Level 2)
    Ammochain        (Level 1)

  SoB->SoB->TH->Fin->Fin->WK->MAc->TH->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   modified red armor [2/4] (33%) (B)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   Revenant's Launcher (7d6) [0/1]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   steel boots [1/1] (99%)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   modified plasma rifle (1d8)x6 [0/40] (P1T1)

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a] rocket launcher (6d6) [0/1]
    [b] missile launcher (6d6) [4/4]
    [c] green armor [1/1] (100%)
    [d] blue armor [2/2] (98%)
    [e] red armor [4/4] (100%)
    [f] red armor [4/4] (100%)
    [g] rocket (x14)
    [h] rocket (x14)
    [i] rocket (x14)
    [j] rocket (x14)
    [k] rocket (x4)
    [l] large med-pack
    [m] phase device
    [n] envirosuit pack
    [o] bulk mod pack

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    67 former humans
    46 former sergeants
    10 former captains
    90 imps
    51 demons
    33 lost souls
    19 cacodemons
    17 barons of hell
    16 hell knights
    2 arachnotrons
    3 former commandos
    1 pain elemental
    1 arch-vile

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 3 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He left the Arena as a champion!
  On level 10 he found Hell's Armory.
  On level 12 he witnessed the Wall.
  He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
  On level 13 he found the Revenant's Launcher!
  On level 13 he finally committed a stupid suicide.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You swap your weapon.
 You use a technical mod pack. Modify weapon, armor or boots?
 (Escape to cancel) [abw]
 Fire -- Choose target... 
 Fire -- Choose target...   You hear the scream of a freed soul!
 Fire -- Choose target... 
 Fire -- Choose target... 
 Fire -- Choose target... 
 There is a pistol (2d4) [5/6] lying here.
 Fire -- Choose target...   The missile hits the former sergeant. The former
 sergeant dies. You feel relatively safe now.
 There is a rocket launcher (6d6) [0/1] lying here.
 There are stairs leading downward here.
 You swap your weapon. There are stairs leading downward here.
 Fire -- Choose target...   Your red armor is damaged! You die!...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 Before him 536 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 462 of those were killed.
 5 of those were killed by something unknown.
 23 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
 And 35 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.

 Some rumours though, say that the Cyberdemon was killed already!
 Is he immortal? 11 souls claim to have killed him...
 3 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
 7 killed the bastard and survived.
 1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.

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I was like - yay, Revenant's Launcher for the first time, let's check this out!
Well, I didn't know it can be fired on a ground..... and such YAAM was coming!
You can't get more stupid than this, really.
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Re: [H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 12:54 »

You know, this especially funny if you think about this in terms of the way the marine experiences it.  How the hell would he know what this never before seen gun did or that it'd go off exactly where he targeted?  Kids, don't play around with bizarre demon constructed rocket launchers.
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Re: [H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 12:57 »

It happens. I've made this mistake myself a couple times switching from a rocket launcher to the Rev launcher.

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You know, this especially funny if you think about this in terms of the way the marine experiences it.  How the hell would he know what this never before seen gun did or that it'd go off exactly where he targeted?  Kids, don't play around with bizarre demon constructed rocket launchers.
Haha I was thinking this myself.
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Re: [H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 13:07 »

You know, this especially funny if you think about this in terms of the way the marine experiences it.  How the hell would he know what this never before seen gun did or that it'd go off exactly where he targeted?  Kids, don't play around with bizarre demon constructed rocket launchers.
Haha I was thinking this myself.
I imagine that the demonic technology would have some sort of targeting system that made it apparent. Unfortunately this game is 2D, so "aiming at a tile" doesn't differentiate between the open air and the ground. I'm almost surprised that the weapon simply cannot be used unless there's something to target (you don't see Revenants ever using their missiles otherwise).

This death and this one are the reason people should always fire away from themselves. Intuitively, it is possible to guess that the Rev Launcher is homing (given that their own missiles do the same) and that the BFG10K targets the ground (just as the BFG9000 does). If I were the marine in those situations, I'm not even sure I'd pick up the damned weapons: it's just as likely to blow up in your face without targeting at all.
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Re: [H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2010, 13:11 »

The description reads:
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I'd think I wouldn't aim right next to myself...
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Re: [H|AoMc|100%|YASD] I'm a stupid idiot.
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2010, 13:42 »

Well, still better than dying like that on level 100 with 100% kills ;D
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