Chaosforge Forum

  • February 27, 2021, 14:26
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.



Login with username, password and session length
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: I <3 combat shotguns  (Read 1505 times)

Nameless

  • First Sergeant
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 115
  • Proud owner of 22/22 bronzes: "It's a start!"
    • View Profile
I <3 combat shotguns
« on: March 14, 2011, 08:25 »

Com - bat, shot - gun.
Everything's easier when knocked back some!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Turning those enemies from death to fun!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Reloading speedier, much less per one!
Com - bat, shot - gun.
Firing quintuplet before we're done!

Oh combat shotty, why can't you see
I need you in my inventory
From corner shots to scouting blindly
With you I feel safe, relatively

(Chorus)

Oh combat shotty, what would I do
Using a standard shotgun not you
Drop-off is killing demons but few
Forget this weapon, time for one new

(Chorus)

Oh combat shotty, where are you spied?
I need your pellets in hell knight hide
You'd save on med packs that I'm supplied
How about this door?

You open the door.
 The imp fires! You dodge! The barrel explodes! The barrel explodes! The
 barrel explodes! You hear the scream of a freed soul! Boom!

NM, I died.



SECRET ALTERNATE HAPPY ENDING
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Kornel Kisielewicz

  • God Hand
  • Apostle
  • *
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4547
    • View Profile
    • http://chaosforge.org/
Re: I <3 combat shotguns
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 11:06 »

:D
Logged
at your service,
Kornel Kisielewicz

ParaSait

  • Baffen :P
  • Elder
  • Lieutenant General
  • *
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1223
  • Happy Little Boozer
    • View Profile
    • MPSF
Re: I <3 combat shotguns
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 11:48 »

B-side of the single:

Red ar-mor, red ar-mor,.....

:P
Logged
[18|7|3|0|0|0] [MED:13/43] [SPE:36/67] [ASM:11/40]

Check out my epic youtube channel!
Currently playing The Bard's Tale and System Shock 2 (coop with GrAV1t)!

mcz117chief

  • Elder
  • Corporal
  • *
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 52
  • Eternal warrior
    • View Profile
Re: I <3 combat shotguns
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 15:58 »

I couldnt agree more, combat shotgun ftw :)
Logged

thelaptop

  • Chaos Fanatic!
  • Grand Inquisitor
  • Apostle
  • *
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2499
  • Grumpy Admin
    • View Profile
Re: I <3 combat shotguns
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 16:54 »

lol wut?

Very nice little ditty!  =D
Logged
I compute, therefore I am.

Hell Baron 1st Lieutenant (0.9.9.7)
[20/12/8/0/0/0]
Pages: [1]